Is This The Right Place? Cuz I Was Told There'd Be Jenga...
Hey guys, it's me Jacson and, uh... wow, it's bright on the front page. It's, um, a little scary up here, but I'm just going to do what I do whenever I get nervous, which is to imagine myself naked. You're all welcome to do the same, if it makes this easier for you. Now that we're all here picturing ourselves nude, I can -- wait, you're imagining me naked aren't you? At least I remembered to manscape today.
Anyhow, I'm here today because I’ve had some connection to the Field Gulls community for a while now in both the traditional and anecdotal senses. I’ve long considered FG the premier source for Seahawks news and have clicked on this site daily since a friend showed it to me two years ago. I’ve always appreciated the research and insight that John and others have offered over the years, and am thrilled to be a contributor moving forward. Many thanks to Danny for the opportunity.
My connection to some of the administrators here precedes my involvement with Field Gulls, however. I’ve actually played pick-up football with Scruffy Lefty (tackle, of course, ‘cuz he and I are stone-cold badasses), so it‘s been great to discover that he writes for the site and his perspective is much appreciated, especially since John’s departure. Additionally, Danny Kelly and I once sent each other to the hospital after ramming our heads into one another like drunken ibexes during a basketball game like, seven years ago. Hey Dan, remember that? You bled a lot.
Despite being a huge fan, I’ve never fan-posted or commented on Field Gulls before, as I’ve been content to simply enjoy the thoughts of the community. The combined knowledge of the readership makes posting here a bit daunting, as I have tremendous respect for the football acumen regularly displayed by almost all of the members here. The rest of you, you know who you are.
That said, I will still bring my A-game and I welcome your feedback. I’ve been blogging about Seattle sports since 2008, initially for my own personal blog and eventually for larger sites like Next Season Sports and My Northwest’s sports page. My thoughts are often consumed with the heights, fights, and plights of the Seahawks and I’m eager to share some of them here.
Field Gulls has challenged my views of the game and team that I love and I’ll always be grateful for that. I won’t be a daily contributor here, as I am more than happy to leave the heavy lifting to Danny and others, but I’ll be chiming in from time to time and I’m stoked to have you all as my audience.
My Seahawks fanhood goes back to birth, when I blessed the earth with my slimy, hairless (but awe-inspiringly handsome) presence late on a Friday night in September. My parents didn't own a TV, but the hospital room my mom was in had one, so they paid for an extra night there so I could "watch" my first 'Hawks game. Seattle lost that game to the Kansas City Chiefs, a loss that Kenny Easley (probably) said was a result of the euphoric distraction my birth provided the team with.
I remained an enormous fan of the team throughout my childhood, as my little brother Harrison and I re-enacted plays from 'Hawks games in our front yard, each toddling about in plastic helmets with a ball we could barely hold on to. We were adorable. As I got into high school and college, I became less of a fanboy and more of an emotionally-invested observer. How the 'Hawks played was as important to me as whether they won or lost. I've always believed that people/events/teams/etc are better judged by their process than by their results, as cause and effect often have a non-linear relationship in sports.
The result of many years of fanhood is that, I, like many of you, have had my soul grafted into that of the Seahawks collective and can now do little to protect myself from the precipitous highs and subterranean lows that accompany the ebbs and flows of a 'Hawks game/season. It is the delicious pain of vulnerability, but I defiantly resist the temptation to become hardened. The losses, when they come, will continue to hurt, but in permitting them to hurt, I allow myself the unvanquished joy that accompanies Seahawks victories.
It is with that in mind that I present myself to you as a proud, earnest member of the 12th Man. It is a privilege to share my thoughts with you, and I will continue to support this team with the very fiber of my being. I look forward to my interactions with this passionate community of Seahawks fans.
SEA!
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I'm 5'4"
I’m pretty sure I will not be hospitalizing you with a tackle anytime soon.
Welcome!
Thanks, Brian
I’m thrilled to be here. I’ll have to work on my formatting, as SBN gives you a lot more to work with than I’m used to and I accidentally erased the “jump” line, but I’ll get better.
I've got ridiculous upside.
by Jacson Bevens on Mar 31, 2011 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't trust it.
Write in something on your computer then paste into it.
by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2011 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
HAWKS!
Well written! I’m excited for the rest of your writing!
Milton Bradley is my hero. R.I.P. Dave Niehaus
by SeaKoala on Mar 31, 2011 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm glad I'm not the only nude blogger on here anymore.
by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2011 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm surprised you took the pants off already...
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul - Invictus
Also 2nd reference to peeing off that overpass in 2 days.
Its going to become a trend.
by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2011 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually,
There’s a caged walkway over I-5 behind James St. You never notice it as your driving, unless someone (me) was (hypothetically) peeing off of it as you drove under.
I've got ridiculous upside.
by Jacson Bevens on Apr 1, 2011 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Nice post.
As I got into high school and college, I became less of a fanboy and more of an emotionally-invested observer. How the ‘Hawks played was as important to me as whether they won or lost. I’ve always believed that people/events/teams/etc are better judged by their process than by their results, as cause and effect often have a non-linear relationship in sports.
The result of many years of fanhood is that, I, like many of you, have had my soul grafted into that of the Seahawks collective and can now do little to protect myself from the precipitous highs and subterranean lows that accompany the ebbs and flows of a ’Hawks game/season. It is the delicious pain of vulnerability, but I defiantly resist the temptation to become hardened. The losses, when they come, will continue to hurt, but in permitting them to hurt, I allow myself the unvanquished joy that accompanies Seahawks victories.
This is me.
by jhmg16 on Mar 31, 2011 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I will also note that I hit Jacson harder then I've ever hit someone on a 4th and 1 end around.
Even though I was left standing – I’m pretty sure I took the blunt of the force because my entire body went numb and I thought I was going to die.
I’ve also contributed to Jacson biggest hit ever. I made a cut back and lead poor Tim into the reckless freight train that was Jacson who decided to blindside the shit out of him.
Tim was a good guy. He is now a vegetable.
by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2011 7:38 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Poor Tim
He never saw that one coming.
I've got ridiculous upside.
by Jacson Bevens on Mar 31, 2011 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You ran an end-around on 4th and 1?
That was dumb. You should have called a fade route instead.
by Benne on Mar 31, 2011 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
Not true
If you’ll remember, I channelled my inner Jim Mora Jr and sent Deon on a fade as a decoy route. That worked about as well as the rest of Mora’s plays.
I've got ridiculous upside.
by Jacson Bevens on Apr 1, 2011 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Welcome!
Glad to have more folks writing. Looking forward to more of your stuff.
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Mar 31, 2011 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Hey, completely affable and friendly suggestion:
toning down the “all of us new contributors know each other” thing might be a good idea after these first couple of weeks. It’s kind of distracting/alienating even though I’m undoubtedly enjoying the fresh voices.
I doubt it'll carry over much after the intros.
Its just kind of funny because it was dumb luck that we knew each other.
by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2011 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Duly Noted
I agree, and it won’t happen often. As Scruffy said, absolute and complete dumb luck. It would almost have been criminal not to mention the coincidence of it all.
I've got ridiculous upside.
Damnit.
I’ll get the hang of this whole “reply” thing.
I've got ridiculous upside.
by Jacson Bevens on Mar 31, 2011 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I got 7 stitches just above my eye - Jacson got his head stapled shut. No joke
It’s because I’m like the Glove on defense and had anticipated Jacson’s spin move so well that he rammed into my head.
by Danny Kelly on Mar 31, 2011 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Welcome!
So how many of the new writers willingly joined Field Gulls and how many were hijacked from their homes by Scruffy and forced to watch the Raptor Sanchez gif until they said “yes”?
"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar." - Squidward Tentacles
He would've led us to the promise land.
by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2011 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh!
Fun fact for Jacson and Danny – Another use for the subject line is it makes the comment collapsable. So when I post a gif that may crash your browser or give you a seizure you can just collapse it by clicking on the subject line.
by Scruffy Lefty on Mar 31, 2011 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't collapse the comment if you're seizing now can you?
You didn’t think this one through.
I'm seizing right now...
keep trying to collapse but missing. In a related note I now believe that Mark Sanchize is the best qb in the league
Like the necessity of a "t" in thought?
by Mpjohns3 on Mar 31, 2011 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Welcome to the blog, Jacson.
I have free time on Sunday, so if you want to hang out with Scruffy and I, shoot an email.
Thanks, Kid
I’ll do my best.
I've got ridiculous upside.
by Jacson Bevens on Apr 1, 2011 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I was stoked when I first read your post but....
I then realized you stole the title and the first paragraph from A speech Oprah gave on her talk show….. PLAGURIST! And yeah I watch Oprah. She is a big strong black women who speaks her mind and is filthy rich, is there a more perfect women? I submit that there is not!
Rock out with your Hawk out
by DKrottenhawk on Apr 2, 2011 6:30 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
???
I’m sorry, I don’t follow.
I've got ridiculous upside.
by Jacson Bevens on Apr 2, 2011 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions

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