If you're still living in the dark ages and don't know what this Twitter phenomenon is, or if you're just too proud to hop onto the bandwagon, I'll fill you in a little bit on some of the things our Seahawk players are saying. Just for fun. If you don't find this fun, maybe you should get drunk first, then try again.

Russell Okung: "Feeling like Tommy off Martin. "He ain't got no job!" Ready to get back to work!"

I just like a good Martin quote now and again.

KJ Wright: "Worked out... hung out wit the guys.. cut my mama grass... washed my car... very active day if you ask me"

What a nice young man.

Kris Durham: "my boy Teaford got called up to bigs last night with the Royals only to make SportsCenter for wearing a Beiber backpack #rookiehazing"

That's just funny.

Mark LeGree: Bout to knockout this early morning workout then laying down mulch all day #funstuff

I assume by "laying down mulch" is literal. 

Brandon Mebane (Pre-Draft) on if he's excited for the draft: "Mixed emotions. I just want to know where I'm going to end up."

We do too, Brandon. And hopefully it's here in Seattle.

Also from Brandon Mebane: "Nooooooooooo"

Fair enough. 

And then, more from Mebane: "Yessssssssssssssssss"

Cool, man.

Justin Forsett: "Time to start workouts today #TeamBlasquez"

I have no idea what Team Blasquez is. Let me know if you do.

Russell Okung to James Carpenter: "I'm chilling on it and rehabbing these ankles @PlexPerformance. Waiting for this lockout to be over. We gotta eat! What up?"

Good to hear he's working on those anks. Not good to hear that they're still a problem? Either way, at least he's working on it.

Golden Tate: "300 yard shuttles just killed me.. Think I wanna be a professional fisherman now..."

Glad he's working hard. This is the kind of stuff you hope to hear from your players.