1. Pete's number one rule: to crush his enemies, and see them driven before him. 

2."I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin: my heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain IBM..."

2.5. Red Bryant vs James Carpenter: All I can think of is "I am Heavy Weapons guy, and this...is my new weapon!".

3. "I'll tell you what I told Greg Toler kid...don't play with guns." 

4. I don't need a caption for this. Just look at the Ginger Stache.

5. Charlie flinches as someone throws a ball at his "Sieg Heil" hand. Meanwhile, Butler plots revenge.

6. Fuck Steve Hutchinson.

7. Tru gets called into the Principal's Office, to explain what might be the worst penguin coloring the VMAC has ever seen."

8. That's a 32 ounce bottle. (AP Photo/Elaine Thompson)

9. That's...not Adrian Peterson. 

10. "...Two girls One Rice: now do you get it!?" (AP Photo/Elaine Thompson)