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Photos From Camp: Tertiary Edition

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1. Last week I pooped at my new girlfriend's house for the first time. She had 4-ply toilet paper. Wiping was a slice of ecstasy. It was as though God was telling my rectum "Good job" and giving a celestial thumbs up.  I never wanted to stop utilizing those sumptuous squares. 

This picture makes me feel that way again. Thank you God. (Photo by Justin Edmonds/Getty Images)

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2.Lynch is biding his time; A leaping nut-grab is eminently imminent. (Also: something something Michael Jordan symbol.)

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3. "And THAT...is how a DB tackles, Holt. I don't expect you to learn this all in one day..."

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4. I'm pretty sure Bad Bones intercepted this.

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4.6. "I already told you once with my mouth Golden...stay away from my glazed poppers."

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5. Gallery explains fly-fishing to Miss Moffit; Okung is confused as all hell. "Watchu talkin' 'bout Robby?"

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6."Well, laugh..." (Also: Pete has three hands. [Which makes me wish I had three breasts?])

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7. Cult Carroll blessing Browner. (Holy hell Browner got old).

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8. The Pacific Northwest is fucking beautiful. 

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9. "Haha, 'Fuck bitches--Get money'! Coach Carroll says the zaniest things!"

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10. "I know right? I was all, 'Cheesecake Factory? I'm not made of money dear!' ...Shorty be trippin', Coach."

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11.Yes Tarvaris, Favre is gone for good.