1. Everyone here already knew Golden gets grabby in his sleep. 

2. Gus Bradley is David Koechner's doppelganger. And this gives Rocky Soto an erection...

3. That. Just. Happened.

4. Good on Rod Mar for snapping this the EXACT moment Richard Sherman shit his pants. 

5. Pete Carroll is making fun of Nate Robinson for crying.

6. Anytime you see Golden holdin' a football, he's tripping over something...

7. Seriously, I'm not even kidding. 

8. Durham is either scared of heights, or The Chancellor is bearing down on him and he just realized he forgot to wear a cup. 

9. If BMW was staring at me like a Xenomorph, I'd be running like Ripley too. 

10. Rockette uses a football to keep Browner from ripping out his jugular. 

11. Red Shirt hates his job (pick one). 

12. One really is the loneliest number.

13. "He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man." Welcome to the NFL.