Its back! For those of you that haven't been around - This is my sad attempt at taking humorous videos and making loose connections to football. So if you hate it - Go suck a bag of dicks and read one of Danny's excellent pieces.
To the preview!
The long offseason left the team with a little extra time on their hands. Hopefully they used it to prepare....sexually. (may be NSFW depending on your works policy for man nipples.)
We know Charlie prepared. (so prepared) But apparently it wasn't enough and I'm too distraut to talk about Tarvaris Fox Jackson III so here is a Walrus playing a saxophone.
Despite our lackluster QB's - I expect good things this season from our Wide Receiver crew. They're like some type of alley cat band.
Charity break! Help my borther raise money for the Firs! By sponsoring him playing a 100 holes of golf in a leotard!
I just can't see the Seahawks getting their offense out of the trapped box they've been in.
Therefor I predict a 49ers win..... Which mean the bears have one....errr...won.....