Houston Texans at Baltimore Ravens Game Thread
by Danny Kelly on Jan 15, 2012 9:45 AM PST
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Ravens by 13
Not feeling Yates on the road against the Ravens D
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I think the Texans can pull this one out.
Or at least cover. *I hope.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
Rosterbation
Carl Nicks is expected to leave New Orleans. How awesome would our left side be. Only 26.
Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. - Al Swearengen
Dierdorf is starting to look like the old guy from "UP"
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
I seriously just watched that last Sunday
Great movie
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by SSreporters on Jan 15, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
The AFC has a terrible bracket this year.
I don’t feel any of those teams have a chance against the remaining NFC teams.
Baltimore would beat San Francisco again
But that’s about it.
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by SSreporters on Jan 15, 2012 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
He was sacked 9 times in that last meeting
And Baltimore’s D blitzes smarter and better than NO.
Ravens offense though is more than capable of ruining their own success.
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by SSreporters on Jan 15, 2012 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
Patriots can outscore anyone on any given Sunday.
And the Ravens can shut anyone down on any given Sunday.
But they are both wildly inconsistent.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
Damn, why can't Baltimore go a kickoff return without a fumble?
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I know I'm late on the subject
But I absolutely love how all the Tebow super-fans were dead silent last night.
I swear the Ravens only have 5 passing plays in their playbook
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Jones is an idiot
I fucking hate you Mariners
Brilliant
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Jones should be benched the rest of the game.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 15, 2012 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
So two Niners fans got shot by a Saints fan in Georgia.
At Applebees.
Something about that joint.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
If they're anything like the 49er fans I know
They were probably talking shit about how their team has five Lombardi’s or they’re the class of the NFL.
Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. - Al Swearengen
Eh..story just says the Saints fan didn't like the 49er fans being so vocal about their support. Sounds like the gunman has a small dick
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 15, 2012 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
He clearly has psychological problems
Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. - Al Swearengen
Not really. Just a thug with a criminal background and an anger issue.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 15, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
Why is it Seattle's play-action to the TE never works in the red zone?
I swear it hasn’t worked since the Saints playoff game.
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So the Ravens punter is leading the team in yards.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
And then a stone-footed sack
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by SSreporters on Jan 15, 2012 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
I wouldn't even bother throwing at Joseph
Just throw it to Boldin all day.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
This game probably isn't going to be competitive after a while
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Someone has a "Beast Mode" sign in the back of the endzone.
Eh, not on the field?
Rice is a FA
Maybe they’re advocating signing Lynch? He’s totally a Ravens guy.
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by SSreporters on Jan 15, 2012 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
Actually so would I
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by SSreporters on Jan 15, 2012 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
I'd like to see the Texans settle this down a little
I mean, I was expecting the Ravens to win, but I was hoping for a good game here.
I hope they do
I like John more than Jim Harbaugh
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by SSreporters on Jan 15, 2012 10:48 AM PST up reply actions
Weird how much they are throwing right now
I mean, even if it isn’t working you need to try to control the clock and keep T.J. Yates from trying to win the game. That isn’t going to cut it here…
I like how Foster ended the 1st limping
And has since gotten the ball 3 straight plays
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Yates is on 'auto-throw' to A. Johnson. Doesn't matter if he's covered over the top or underneath.
Me thinks he should at least look at the coverage first.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Sounds like Rice and TJ at the start of the season
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If Houston loses, there's nobody else worth rooting for.
Bunch of big market juggernauts and a division rival
Baltimore is not a big market
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by SSreporters on Jan 15, 2012 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
Unless you lump it in with DC
Then yes.
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by SSreporters on Jan 15, 2012 11:00 AM PST up reply actions
Damn it's still snowing
Buses might be late…oh wait they don’t run on Sundays where I live. :(
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Looks like Tuesday might be the big storm..it's far too warm for the snow that is falling to stick.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 15, 2012 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
Well I'm in near Everett and it's sticking here
But not in Seattle. I don’t think Seattle has had any measurable snow.
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by SSreporters on Jan 15, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
Wel..the convergence zone is not subject to the rest of Western Washington's forecast.
Everett will typically get more snow than Tacoma…Seattle..Bellevue..etc
For the reamining 90% of Washington this event has been a ‘bust.’
Just hoping Tuesday’s forecast sticks (talking 3-6 inches puget sound wide). But 2 days out it forever in our weather.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 15, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
Already have Monday off...snow on the weekends means you're stuck at home all weekend.
Snow during the week means a day off and sleeping in. Yes, please.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 15, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
And, I live on a hill and it's awesome watching cars try to get up it.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 15, 2012 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
My family lived in Coeur d'Alene when I was a child
Actually, it was Post Falls. Across some bridge and right next to some park. Beautiful area all the way around and close enough to Spokane to get Pete’s Pizza and their ridiculous calzones.
maybe I am weird
but I prefer our division to be better all around. plus I like the Niners style of football. there are plenty of teams I hate more than the Niners.
by Gabe on Jan 15, 2012 11:02 AM PST via Android app reply actions
I prefer Green Bay to win the Super Bowl
Because I want a likable dynasty and it gives me hope that Schneider can do the same thing with us.
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by SSreporters on Jan 15, 2012 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
I want to see a great game in a Super Bowl
But I never want to see the Harbaugh Brothers Bowl.
3rd and 2 DEEP BALLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Cam Cameron is an elite OC.
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Seriously...Ray Rice should be pissed.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 15, 2012 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
Any reason why Baltimore is playing so much coverage?
It’s TJ Yates not Aaron Rodgers
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You think the Patriot's D can stop either one of these running games?
Both of them have a good D to slow down Brady and a running game to grind it out. Should be a 24-27 type game.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
Either way I don't think it matters
With the exception of the Giants, I think SF and GB can beat all of the remaining AFC teams.
Ha, next up is Nirvana with a "new" hit
Smells Like Teen Spirit!!!
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Thank goodness for Foster making this a game again
I fucking hate you Mariners
The guy is making Flacco look good.
But actually Flacco has been putting the ball in pretty good spots today.
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I don't remember if it was Pride or what...
But I remember seeing guys knock eachother out with one shot.
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The guy on the right won
His hands were up, in his dreams.
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Oh something called LFC
If I knew how I would post on here, it’s quick.
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It was fantastic. Poor dude was out cold fat before he way the mat.
Aldo’s quick knee was pretty spectacular too.
The fact that he ran right into the crowd was badass
It was like the MMA version of the Lambeau Leap.
Damn these Brazilians can fight.
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by SSreporters on Jan 15, 2012 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
I find it humorous
that he’s lying there like a dead piece of meat by the Burger King logo.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
What's funnier is that he was "sold" to Taco Bell
ha
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There's 28 seconds left in the half
Doesn’t matter too much
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Shannon Sharpe's wardrobe should come with an epilepsy warning.
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AHAHAH So i'm watching a stream from Sky Sports. The announcer is gushing about Arian Foster and just said,
“I’M JOININ’ THE ARIAN NATION BABY!”
Yeah I bet he will regret that, if he didn't catch it as it slipped.
It’s always funny to hear someone say a phrase they didn’t mean to, then an almost sudden oops, uhh, or other strange sound ha.
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That was uninspired....
There was room and blockers heading North.
Whenever they say Sam Koch's name
All I hear is Sam Cooke singing. Is that weird?
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The stadium song when he comes out could be "You Send Me"?
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Texan's D stepping up
I fucking hate you Mariners
Take the turnovers away and Houston is dominating this game.
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NO without the turnovers probably would have dominated.
Still, they were so close.
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That's why turnovers are so important
Each one results in pretty much flipping the field.
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Jan 15, 2012 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
I love Ed Dickson...big hitting!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Ouch
50 yard FG dead on, short by 6-8 inches.
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Jan 15, 2012 12:08 PM PST reply actions
What the hell? Flacco avoiding pressure and stepping up in the pocket?
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I was just thinking...
Would you trade rosters with the Niners if you could? And/Or would you trade Harbaugh for Carroll?
THE NFL has it's own magazine?
Because obviously, there’s just not enough coverage available elsewhere.
You gotta imagine they have access to a lot other's night not.
Seahawks still won’t get coverage though.
Oops. Good call.
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by SSreporters on Jan 15, 2012 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
Falling short of the endzone and being touched
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 15, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
No doubt. And give it to Rice again with Leach out in front
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 15, 2012 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
I say down it
Then they get the safety and the ball. Then a field goal puts ’em up more.
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Rice looked like he was in a bumper car
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Eh, you pass it there and everyone says "Why don't you run with Ray Rice?"
But I agree, you have to make them think you’re going to do something different.
I think the FB should have got one of those.
Leach is a beast.
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Now the Texans have to dig their way out of their own endzone
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Jan 15, 2012 12:16 PM PST reply actions
Oh snap, yeah that was quite wrong.
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Stoned!
That was double tough. Think I’ll `root’ for the Texans, just on general road-team principles.
I mean, why even run 4 straight times when you've already scored on play-action?
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HA! They went deep on 1st down from their own 1 and then proceed to concede possession
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That was supposed to be a "!", not a "?"
the question mark makes it sound like I’m serious…
I was thinking you meant something like...
If you sue him, I will join haha
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And who let the dogs out?
who who who?
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I remember that game
I thought it was fun. Probably sucks balls now.
side note: a couple weeks back I was asking people about Xbox 360 games and I ended up going with a suggestion from someone at work: Assassin’s Creed 2. So far it has been a thoroughly entertaining game.
Yeah something about that game is fun
Red Dead Redemption is pretty fun too. If you like an Old West style game.
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Buying it now
Amazon makes these types of one-off comments very dangerous.
Believe it or not, I have absolutely no knowledge of this game.
And I played PLENTY of NES/SEga games back in the day….just thought it was a good animated gif to celebrate Marshawn Lynch touchdowns.
You could turn into a lizard that electrocutes everything.
Or a teddy bear that pukes out a Japanese folding fan (naturally)
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Why the hell do they do this before the START OF THE 4TH QUARTER?!!!
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Remember when he could do no wrong in SD?
I’m beginning to think that was all Marty Schottenheimer.
Oh I said Sproles WAS there
Yeah, that’s the ticket.
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I hate Denis Leary more and more every commercial break.
I really would prefer to not brutally murder such a funny guy.
Oh man I need my glasses...
I thought that said “Beard Certified”
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Your only fucking job is to kick a ball..that's it. How does that happen? My goodness
I fucking hate you Mariners
We are kickers, we kick ball, we play with ball, we kick the ball...
SNL I believe
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A note from the next game
Coach Philbin will be coaching for GB today. That’s probably best for him, to get his mind off everything.
I expect GB to be completely fired up, along with the fans.
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Flacco has no scrambling ability at all
I think part of Cam Cameron’s problem is Joe Flacco.
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These teams are like mirror images fighting each other.
Each punching at the same time and hitting each others fists….it wouldn’t surprise me if this game ended at 17-13.
That was a predictable sack
Odds are about 4-1 that Flacco goes down on <third and 6.
In two more years...
that Baltimore defense is going to be in trouble. Their old players will be done and I’m not sure they’ll be the same without them.
It's not his fault that he's drunk all the time.
by Coach Owens on Jan 15, 2012 12:44 PM PST up reply actions
How was there no penalty for Jason Allen mugging Anquan Boldin?
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Yeah it's too bad that what you were replying to wasn't further up
Either way, there’s meds for that ha
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And 3rd and 5?
WITH HOUSTON CALLING A TIMEOUT?!
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by SSreporters on Jan 15, 2012 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
God waiting for the finale of Sherlock is killing me!
"You are the molders of their dreams." - Clark Mollenhoff
Run the clock? nah.
Shoulda just kicked it on second down.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
Baltimore deserves to lose this game...
They should be up by at least 20…
Why would ANYONE watch the postgame show instead of the start of the Giants/Packers game?
People who feel asleep, or can’t find the remote?
I think Packers/Giants would be more boring than this.
"You are the molders of their dreams." - Clark Mollenhoff
It happens.
Call me sentimental but I want to go back
And commemorate the place with a historical plaque
Helps when that ball is so overthrown.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jan 15, 2012 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Dave Brown
Only because he covered the whole field haha
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Lott, for sure
And Paul Krause. Purple People Eaters
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Yates obviously mistook Andre Johnson or Calvin Johnson.
Andre had little interest jumping up for that ball.
So Yates' jump balls to Andre Johnson
seem to be less effective than Dalton’s to Green.
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Jan 15, 2012 12:59 PM PST reply actions
Andre doesn't looke to have much get up in him.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing
The 1st pick reminded me of a certain pass t from our game vs Baltimore. Webb out-muscled BMW and Johnson in similar fashion.
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Jan 15, 2012 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
Fun fact:
When Jimmy Graham isn’t playing football, he has to live in a plastic bubble…
…because he catches everything.
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Jan 15, 2012 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
There is no reason to go deep with 2 mins left knowing a TD only ties
That’s either on Kubiak or Yates…well probably both.
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Murder... She wrote
A group of Ravens is a Murder?
Nice one.
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By lunch you mean beer
And by you, I mean me
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Same auto-throw to Johnson. Yates will learn..or will leave the NFL soon.
I fucking hate you Mariners
That's exactly what I said...
Come on. I’m just saying he ISN’T making reads on coverage. He’s just throwing patterns. That’s not even back-up material.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I've never heard "X and a third yard line" before
Call me sentimental but I want to go back
And commemorate the place with a historical plaque
Ravens better bring it next week
looking like the team that lost to the seahawks today.
Honestly just run a freaking toss play
I hate these runs up the middle.
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Haha wow people were calling ballgame but the Texans still have a decent amount of time to tie this sucker up.
Haven’t you guys seen playoff football? Its never over until its over.
by StealthHawk on Jan 15, 2012 1:08 PM PST via mobile reply actions
People were calling ballgame because they thought the Ravens had the first down.
Which was given initially.
Except TJ Yates is their QB...
by StealthHawk on Jan 15, 2012 1:09 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Tebow accuracy on that last out-route.
I fucking hate you Mariners
What in the world...get a first you dolts
I fucking hate you Mariners
At least I don't have to watch another game with Yates in it this post-season. Eeek
I fucking hate you Mariners
These falls by Reed don't seem too bad
He just seems very fragile.
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Jan 15, 2012 1:11 PM PST reply actions
Yeah, I think that's the difference
Your average WR or DB would shrug that sort of fall off, but the average fan or Ed Reed-aged dude would be limping for a couple of weeks. Ed Reed is looking more and more human.
by Greetings from the Lord Humongous! on Jan 15, 2012 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
And it's cold
But yeah, I think it’s mainly just age wearing him down. There’s nothing gruesome, no mangled knee or anything. Just landed on one foot.
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This game had the feel of an under-card
On to the main event.
Game thread going up soon?
Heresy grows from idleness.
Why get Matt Flynn?
"Also, for what it’s worth, if we get Flynn, New England and Detroit are on the schedule!" - SSreporters
by Corax --Nevermore-- on Jan 15, 2012 1:27 PM PST reply actions
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