Friday Night "Caption This" Action
by Danny Kelly on Jan 27, 2012 5:01 PM PST
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We haven't done this in a while. And I think it's fun. Plus, it gets Malito to stop lurking and start commenting.
I'll announce the winner (by virtue of most "recs") next week. And, go!
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If you keep putting Force in on 3rd down, I'ma pay a visit to your house one night, Coach.
(Carroll laughs uncomfortably)
Lynch: “I ain’t laughin.”
by jhmg16 on Jan 27, 2012 5:19 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
PC:Hey Marshawn, whats with the purple mouth piece?
Lynch: Yo Pete, why do you keep smiling at Large Marge up over there?
Lynch: My mouthguard is made of purple skittles.
PC: No shit! That’s awesome.
Shameless Field Gulls plug.
ML: Yo, Petey! You kno Fiel Gullz?
PC: zOMG! That place is the shit.
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Pete: “Hhahaha yeah I know I didn’t know Motorola was a company anymore either.”
by Danny Kelly on Jan 27, 2012 5:31 PM PST reply actions 7 recs
I was really close to putting a period as my subject line as well, then chickened out because of rules and stuff.
Mostly because I hate what bold does to the way these read (in my head).
isn't it within the rules? the main thing is that you can collapse the comment if it's a big-ass picture or something.
Anyway, wasn’t trying to break the rules up in this bitch.
Oh I don't know I just always used to see dudes get yelled at for just posting "subject line" in the subject line.
Just saying, I’m doing it your way from now on.
Also, this is my favorite so far.
It’s going to be crazy whenever Motorola’s contract with the NFL ends. Apple or Google or Skype are going to be all over that shit.
Winning your own caption contest should be frowned upon
by GasolineSnuggie on Jan 27, 2012 9:48 PM PST up reply actions 7 recs
This caption wins despite not being related to the picture.
Eternally looking forward to someone making a Seahawks song based off of Lil' Jon's "Shots" song named "Hawks!"
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“Yeah, I bet that damn Christian Peterson and his stupid ass camera is around somewhere.”
I've got ridiculous upside.
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Headset muzak:
PC: “Hey Beet-mode, ever heard this song: ‘Daddy Cool’ by Boney M? It plays whenever you score a touchdown…”
(side note: I couldn’t come up with a funny response from Marshawn Lynch other than him just staring at PC blankly… The song link down below.)
Marshawn- Why don't you give me the ball more?
PC- BMW just got a contract with Butterfingers! He needs to get his touches!
It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I am NOT a big man.
by SGT Lenny on Jan 27, 2012 6:12 PM PST via mobile reply actions
"Coach Tedford called. He's still pissed about 2006."
"You are the molders of their dreams." - Clark Mollenhoff
Pete: Haha, I ate all the Skittles.
Marshawn: You did WHAT?
by luciuswolfey_96 on Jan 27, 2012 6:27 PM PST reply actions
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See haw wee run up inna and dem blam, dang dung boy spun rown like dat an we sco….
“That’s awesome Marshawn”
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
by hazbro24 on Jan 27, 2012 7:11 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
And Pete said
“God damn you’re a scary son of a bitch!”
by Luke Wehrheim on Jan 27, 2012 7:20 PM PST via mobile reply actions
PC: "Wait... umm, go like this."
“…Yup, you’ve got Skittles stuck in your teeth.”
by TrynZushi on Jan 27, 2012 7:25 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Pete: and he said "Wrecked'em?! Damn near killed'em!"
Pete: Get it? Uh, you know….uh. Nothing, huh?
Beef: Whateva mang.
...and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump it's ass when it hopped.
...
“You jacked? I’m jacked! gimme some o’ that. right here, high five!” said Coach.
“Gimme my damn skittles mane,” said Marshawn.
Yo Marshawn, you think I would look ill with some grill up in hea?
You outta yo’ goddang mind!
by richDad on Jan 27, 2012 7:35 PM PST via mobile reply actions
PC: "you know you done f*cked up now don't you"
ML: “I..No..I…Thought..”
PC: “You f*cked up, you know that don’t you”
Ka-Kaaa!
This was the moment Marshawn realized Pete was only smiling and nodding at his reflection
It was also when Marshawn decided to wear his helmet to his contract negotiations
by Malito on Jan 27, 2012 7:55 PM PST reply actions 13 recs
dude, USC cheelerleaders are the bomb
Heresy grows from idleness.
Why get Matt Flynn?
"Also, for what it’s worth, if we get Flynn, New England and Detroit are on the schedule!" - SSreporters
by Corax --Nevermore-- on Jan 27, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions
The fact that they only show leg is just a million times hotter
Heresy grows from idleness.
Why get Matt Flynn?
"Also, for what it’s worth, if we get Flynn, New England and Detroit are on the schedule!" - SSreporters
by Corax --Nevermore-- on Jan 27, 2012 8:38 PM PST up reply actions
"I'm nipping"
Sonicsgate: A movie about how the Sonics were stolen from Seattle.
Pete:
Who’s REALLY got it better than us?
by Brendan O'Leary on Jan 27, 2012 8:58 PM PST reply actions
Marshawn:
Coach, der be a bunch of Tracy Porters on this defense my dude. Do not take Beast Mode out.
by Neonjerseysplease on Jan 27, 2012 9:01 PM PST reply actions
Lynch:
“Coach, I had a dream last night that I gave Harbaugh a baby stiff arm on my way to the endzone”
by Heliocopris Dominus on Jan 27, 2012 9:28 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Pete: "Did you see the look on Harbaugh's face?"
Lynch: " That was just a baby stiff arm."
by Heliocopris Dominus on Jan 27, 2012 9:35 PM PST reply actions
"No kidding?! I just shit my pants too!"
“Like you say coach, ‘Always compete!’”
Eternally looking forward to someone making a Seahawks song based off of Lil' Jon's "Shots" song named "Hawks!"
by Bobby Cink on Jan 27, 2012 9:43 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
hey coach...
Someone finally found terry Porter’s jock strap…
Bright future = Seahawks
by Drockurworld on Jan 27, 2012 9:56 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Lynch: Yo Pete stop showin dat stoopid zombie face do.
Don't be an idiot. If an idiot would do that, then don't do it. Muahahahaaha back on twitter
Pete to Lynch
Those Skittles are goo u ood!
ML: Give me back my skittle shoes.
PC: Haha, they don’t fine me for wearing them.
by FisteeFisterer on Jan 27, 2012 10:39 PM PST via mobile reply actions
High degree of difficulty for a caption contest.
Not a lot to work with.
"The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things."
by shams on Jan 27, 2012 11:52 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
Pete: Marshawn!! Get over here! (stares in wonderment...) and I thought Matt had some big mother fin balls!
Lynch: Coach, they don’t MAKE jock straps my size.
As for the Seahawks, they shall have stars at elbow and foot...Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again...Death shall have no dominion.
That dickhead playing Linebacker called me a shitty bitch, so I nutted him in the eyelid.
Do or do not, there is no try-Yoda
PC: Is that ghostriding the whip?
ML: No coach, but maybe we’ll do that in Candlestick next year, huh?
Pete just laughed jovially, thinking "I got no goddam idea what he said"
Smashmouth is the new sexy!
by pqlqi on Jan 28, 2012 7:09 AM PST reply actions 3 recs
PC to Beastmode:
“Loved it when you showed them you got bigger balls than their D!”
Enter the 37th chamber: BEASTMODE
Moments before the beast quake run, captured.
A cross wired connection between the booth and a Jack-in-the-Box call center led to a play called Jumbaco.
"No shit! Penguins?"
Smashmouth is the new sexy!
by pqlqi on Jan 28, 2012 1:25 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
Friday Night Caption:
So tell me again, how did you get skittles stuck in your athletic cup?
The Beauty and the Beast: Take your pick!
Don't be an idiot. If an idiot would do that, then don't do it. Muahahahaaha back on twitter
ML: They can hold Muh Dick!
PC: Yeah! Hold all of our dicks! Woo!
by FisteeFisterer on Jan 29, 2012 12:55 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
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