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A Very Special Edition of "Enemy Reaction"

If you hate the Pittsburgh Steelers, this is the post for you. Enemy Reaction is normally reserved exclusively for the Seattle Seahawks and the opponents they beat. It doesn't come out very often because Seattle doesn't win a lot of games. Today is an exception due to the extreme circumstances of yesterday's Pittsburgh @ Denver game. The formality of a Steelers win was probably a mirror image of the formality of a Saints win over the Seahawks, and yesterday was the 1 year anniversary of BeastQuake and one of the biggest upsets in playoff history. History repeated itself, and the heavy favorites were knocked out in dramatic overtime fashion.

The hatred for the Steelers for many Seahawks fans probably stems from Super Bowl XL, but it's hardly a unique situation, as Pittsburgh is easily one of the most hated franchises in North American sport. It's probably a bit classless to do this sort of thing because we're stuck at home with no postseason and we haven't even scored a point against them since the Super Bowl, but honestly.....who cares?

So sit back, and enjoy the best of the Pittsburgh meltdown along with the Denver joyfulness, courtesy of Behind the Steel Curtain and Mile High Report.

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Tim Tebow Throws Accurate Pass (Eddie Royal TD, 7-6 DEN)

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Tim Tebow Walks on Grass (Tebow TD, 14-6 DEN)

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Ben Roethlisberger Throws Accurate Pass to Broncos DB (17-6 DEN)

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And on the 7th day, Tim Tebow Said "F*** Yo' Secondary!" (Tebow to Thomas OT TD, 29-23 DEN)

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BONUS ANGER: Overflow Reaction to Denver's Winning Touchdown (With Classless Troll Remarks!)

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POST-GAME: Tim Tebow Beats Steelers

I’m not sure if it was a run of injuries that never seemed to stop, or a poor defensive game plan or the worst performance by a Steelers cornerback since Donnell Woolford wore the black and gold, but the Steelers gave up passing plays of 51, 30, 58, 40, 17 and 80 yards, almost all of them at the expense of Ike Taylor, who started to play like a cornerback on the wrong side of 30 over the second half of the season.

If the Steelers weren’t going to get a home playoff game (which I figured they would need if a return trip to the Super Bowl was going to happen) this was the matchup I wanted. I never imagined it playing out like that. If the Steelers were going to lose I figured it would be a blizzard by some absurd score of, I don’t know, 5-4.

When we look back on the 2011 season for the Steelers, we’ll look back at three things: 1) Injuries, 2) the defenses inability to force turnovers and the offenses ability to create them, and 3) A team that just couldn’t play quality football away from Heinz Field, finishing with a 5-4 road mark (including playoffs) and getting outscored by 176-148 margin, against some not-great teams.

I still think the window for this team is still open, mainly because they have the single most important position in the NFL (quarterback) secured, and have an impressive collection of young, talented skill players on offense. But there are areas that need addressed, and tough decisions that need to be made (Hines Ward, Aaron Smith, James Farrior, Casey Hampton … I think they would all do the Steelers a huge favor salary cap wise if they just simply retired, but that’s probably not going to happen).

And hey, at least we don’t have to watch the Steelers practice squad call-ups go into New England next Saturday night and get demolished. So there’s that. - Adam of Steelers Lounge breaks down Pittsburgh's disastrous pass D and his optimism for the future.

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POST-GAME: Failure From Top to Bottom

Failure from top to bottom.

The Steelers played a team Sunday in the postseason that they were four games better than in the win column, but in the end, they failed in just about every area, losing to the Denver Broncos 29-23 in OT to wrap up the 2011 season.

The year ends with a 12-5 record, and a rash of injuries that would have made it near impossible to make it far in the postseason. Despite all that, not many people gave Tim Tebow and the Broncos a shot to beat what was the NFL’s #1 ranked defense.

Instead, the #1 ranked D lost both Casey Hampton and Brett Keisel on the D-line early in the game, and while the Steelers held Denver to 8 yards in the first half, after losing the two linemen the Steelers defense was nowhere near as formidable as it was with them.

Tebow and Denver went on a scoring spree in the second quarter, scoring 20 points in the quarter, and 17 points in about 6 minutes. It’s a minor miracle the Steelers made it as much of a game as it was.

They were able to rally and tie it a one-yard TD run from Mike Wallace, and then a Shaun Suisham 37-yard field goal with 9:59 to play. After LaMarr Woodley recovered a fumble, the Steelers tied the game with 3:48 to play when Ben Roethlisberger hit Jerricho Cotchery with a 31-yard touchdown.

They had a chance to win it in regulation, but a couple sacks and a strip sack cost them that chance. Instead, they the last offensive play of the year was a sack, as they never got another offensive snap.

With the ball at the 20, Tebow connected with Demaryius Thomas for an 80-yard touchdown pass where Ryan Mundy came up for help against the run, and Tebow threw a perfect pass to Thomas, who torched Ike Taylor for 204 yards on four catches.

Thomas hauled in a high play-action pass at the Denver 38, stiff-armed Taylor and then outraced Mundy to the end zone. Tebow knelt in his own end zone, pounding a fist in triumph before taking a victory lap in jubilation, ending the season for the Steelers. - Matt Loede from Steelers Gab recaps the failure at Mile High Stadium.

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POST-GAME STEELERS "CROW":Troy Polamalu Gets Burned....Sort Of

No joke, I couldn't find a single decent Steelers fan post-game crow video, maybe because they're all in hiding, so instead of that, I present to you this Steelers fan owning up to his promise that if Pittsburgh lost to Denver, he'd burn one of his jerseys. In typical Pittsburgh fashion, he proceeds to give zero credit to Denver.

Steelers Lose To Broncos (via taylorpooter)

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Hopefully yesterday's loss signifies the beginning of the old guard dying. The Steelers looked old and played old. Tebow totally owned Ike Taylor and Troy Polamalu, something I didn't think I'd ever see. Chances are they're one of the oldest teams in football and it definitely shows. May they suffer a long painstaking rebuilding process while teams like Green Bay, Baltimore, New Orleans, Detroit, Houston, and with the right management and luck Carolina and Seattle, take over this league and become perennial contenders to at least make the playoffs if not the Super Bowl...all while Pittsburgh experiences the decline of big Ben, the aging of that defense, and an infinite amount of top 10 draft picks that all bust.

This has been a very special edition of Enemy Reaction. Congratulations Pittsburgh Steelers, you are the only team in the NFL with a winning record to be Tebowed.


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…rocked! Rec’d like a mofo.

Confuscius say- "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."

by Outside Contain on Jan 9, 2012 1:21 PM PST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA

“Now Gay has been Tebow’d. Bullshit.”
AHAHAHAHAHA you all get it?!?!?!? AAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This…is…..HILARIOUS.

Heresy grows from idleness.
Why get Matt Flynn?
"Also, for what it’s worth, if we get Flynn, New England and Detroit are on the schedule!" - SSreporters

by Corax --Nevermore-- on Jan 9, 2012 1:50 PM PST reply actions  

I want to personally offer congratulations to Jon Banks

funniest guy yesterday. Then the reply:
“ill fuck you up you piece of shit”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Heresy grows from idleness.
Why get Matt Flynn?
"Also, for what it’s worth, if we get Flynn, New England and Detroit are on the schedule!" - SSreporters

by Corax --Nevermore-- on Jan 9, 2012 1:52 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Heck, better than illiciting that response was his comeback,

“Like Tebow just f***ed you up?”

THAT was priceless!

"Now I'm tired of this s---. I'm sick and f------ tired of an 8-10 record. I'm f------ tired of losing to Purdue. I'm not here to f--- around this week. Now you may be, but I'm not." -- Bobby Knight, circa 1992

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 10, 2012 1:13 PM PST up reply actions  

We drink their tears, snort their derision, and grow on their horror

Heresy grows from idleness.
Why get Matt Flynn?
"Also, for what it’s worth, if we get Flynn, New England and Detroit are on the schedule!" - SSreporters

by Corax --Nevermore-- on Jan 9, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions   3 recs

Awesome.

Thanks, SS!

"The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things."

by shams on Jan 9, 2012 6:06 PM PST reply actions  

Rec'd for "stygian"

Charon will ferry their lifeless husks to the eternal distant shore.

"The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things."

by shams on Jan 10, 2012 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

I vote that this be stickied to the frontpage of Field Gulls

Who’s with me?

Heresy grows from idleness.
Why get Matt Flynn?
"Also, for what it’s worth, if we get Flynn, New England and Detroit are on the schedule!" - SSreporters

by Corax --Nevermore-- on Jan 10, 2012 11:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Well done!

Now can we get James Earl Jones to read this? That would be bliss.

Confuscius say- "Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk."

by Outside Contain on Jan 10, 2012 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I just watched Pulp Fiction last night.

I’d rather have a pre-caricatured but very pissed offSamuel Jackson reading lines here.

"Now I'm tired of this s---. I'm sick and f------ tired of an 8-10 record. I'm f------ tired of losing to Purdue. I'm not here to f--- around this week. Now you may be, but I'm not." -- Bobby Knight, circa 1992

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 10, 2012 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

How about Avery Brooks?

Circa his “Spenser for Hire” days.

by Buster! on Jan 10, 2012 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

That could play too.

Still, Jules’ biblical quote fury was the stuff of legends.

"Now I'm tired of this s---. I'm sick and f------ tired of an 8-10 record. I'm f------ tired of losing to Purdue. I'm not here to f--- around this week. Now you may be, but I'm not." -- Bobby Knight, circa 1992

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 10, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a great scene from a great movie

And for some reason, I still don’t have Pulp Fiction on DVD or Blu-Ray.

Star Crash? Yup
Galaxy of Terror? You bet’cha!

Pulp Fiction? Naaahhh…

by Buster! on Jan 10, 2012 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Same!

Starship Troopers? Yes!

Kingdom of the Spiders? You betcha!

Pulp Fiction? Nope.

"Now I'm tired of this s---. I'm sick and f------ tired of an 8-10 record. I'm f------ tired of losing to Purdue. I'm not here to f--- around this week. Now you may be, but I'm not." -- Bobby Knight, circa 1992

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 11, 2012 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Kingdom of the Spiders

Nice. You almost convinced me that you had worse movie taste than me, until I remembered that I bought a Galaxina/Creature of Crater Lake double-feature last week…on Blu-Ray!

For $5, how bad can it be?
(Rhetorical question, really no need to answer that)

by Buster! on Jan 11, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmmm.

I just looked at my collection, and it isn’t all that embarrassing. I do see Wild Hogs in there, but it was a gift that I couldn’t return, so I claim amnesty.

Movies I consider extremely important to my collection that others may not like:
Flash Gordon
5th Element
Spies Like Us
Pool Hall Junkies
Role Models
True Romance

Not entirely embarrassing…. though I did specifically buy Kingdom of the Spiders and actually hunted out Flash! (Defender of the Universe!)

"Now I'm tired of this s---. I'm sick and f------ tired of an 8-10 record. I'm f------ tired of losing to Purdue. I'm not here to f--- around this week. Now you may be, but I'm not." -- Bobby Knight, circa 1992

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 12, 2012 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody *gave* you "Wild Hogs"?

I really hope you dug deep for a return gift.

"The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things."

by shams on Jan 12, 2012 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Flash Gordon rocks

Seriously, I love that movie. Brian Blessed was perfect as Prince Vultan, and really should have played the role of Odin in the recent Thor movie.

Excepting Pool Hall Junkies and True Romance…I think all those movies are in my collection as well.

But do you have…The Wraith? Seriously now, it has a very young Charlie Sheen, Nick Cassavetes, Clint Howard, Randy Quaid…a truly unique ’80s flick. Amazingly, it was not a Roger Corman production!

by Buster! on Jan 12, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't have it.

But I LIKE it. The Wraith was a decent 80’s movie.

I want to find “My Science Project”… I haven’t seen it in years, liked it as a kid, but am guessing it will hold up quite poorly…which, strangely, would make it a more prized part of my collection!

"Now I'm tired of this s---. I'm sick and f------ tired of an 8-10 record. I'm f------ tired of losing to Purdue. I'm not here to f--- around this week. Now you may be, but I'm not." -- Bobby Knight, circa 1992

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 13, 2012 8:50 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

Amazon has "My Science Project"

For $8.99. Good cast in that one… John Stockwell (from Christine) and Fisher Stevens. It came out at about the same time as Weird Science, unfortunately, which caused some confusion.

Of course, no schlocky ’80s movie collection is complete without… Night of the Comet!

by Buster! on Jan 14, 2012 11:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Ohh... Good catch on Night of the Comet.

I remember that one!

Yeah, there was serious confusion with the two, and in those cases, John Hughes will always win.

Ever seen 3 O’clock High? Way underrated 80’s high school movie. Epic soundtrack from Tangerine Dream, who of course made Risky Business so memorable. Movie has quite a history, there was some major frustration and production/marketing issues, but I can’t quite gather the backstory off the top of my head.

I've put away the whiskey and the chainsaw and gone responsible. I'd like to say "Danny Kelly made me do it!" but that would be a lie. I chose to shave, put on a suit and tie and pretend I'm more important than I really am...

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 17, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, that's a good one!

Really a little-known movie, didn’t actually catch i until a few years ago. I actually had that one confused with another movie as well… 3:15 with Adam Baldwin and Debbie Foreman.

And speaking of obscure… Ruckus with Dirk Benedict and Linda Blair is a good one. It has similarities to First Blood, but preceded that film by a year. It has a few Dukes of Hazard moments (and an awful trailer on YouTube), but was a pretty good low-budget film.

by Buster! on Jan 17, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you know First Blood is way different than the book?

And that initially Richard Crenna wasn’t the officer, but Kirk Douglas was?!?

Also, ever notice that Rambo DOESN’T KILL ANYONE in the movie? Seriously.

Oh, he wounds the hell out of people, but doesn’t actually kill anyone!

I've put away the whiskey and the chainsaw and gone responsible. I'd like to say "Danny Kelly made me do it!" but that would be a lie. I chose to shave, put on a suit and tie and pretend I'm more important than I really am...

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 18, 2012 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I realized last night I no longer have a movie that I love.

Then I remembered it was a buddy’s and I had only borrowed it for a long time and returned it finally.

Ice Pirates.

No cheesy/campy/culty 80’s film collection should be complete without it.

I've put away the whiskey and the chainsaw and gone responsible. I'd like to say "Danny Kelly made me do it!" but that would be a lie. I chose to shave, put on a suit and tie and pretend I'm more important than I really am...

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 18, 2012 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

Friendship is fleeting

But Ice Pirates is forever.

Caught up on a few other low-budget sci-fi flicks from that era recently via Netflix: Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared Syn and Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone.

The latter was not bad, but Metalstorm would’ve benefited greatly from Mike & the bots spouting off witty commentary…

by Buster! on Jan 18, 2012 1:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Ice Pirates actually holds up surprisingly well as a comedy/sci fi combo.

Not that the list of comparables is long.

I've put away the whiskey and the chainsaw and gone responsible. I'd like to say "Danny Kelly made me do it!" but that would be a lie. I chose to shave, put on a suit and tie and pretend I'm more important than I really am...

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 18, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I find it interesting that most of your movies listed I'VE NEVER HEARD OF!

Not sure what I think about that…

I've put away the whiskey and the chainsaw and gone responsible. I'd like to say "Danny Kelly made me do it!" but that would be a lie. I chose to shave, put on a suit and tie and pretend I'm more important than I really am...

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 18, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

I majored in Filma Obscura

With an emphasis on ’80s shlock. My thesis was on Andy Sidaris and the importance of shower scenes within plot structure.

by Buster! on Jan 19, 2012 2:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Spies like us

was one of my favorite movies growing up. Soulfinger!

5th Element: awesome, and True Romance has Brad Pitt as the most excellent stoner ever.

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai should be on that list. It would fit right in.

70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.

by hazbro24 on Jan 13, 2012 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Wow.

That sounds vaguely familiar. What are you referencing? Or was it simply your own sheer brilliance?

"Now I'm tired of this s---. I'm sick and f------ tired of an 8-10 record. I'm f------ tired of losing to Purdue. I'm not here to f--- around this week. Now you may be, but I'm not." -- Bobby Knight, circa 1992

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 10, 2012 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I can't find anything like it on google

took out the ‘steelers fan’ part, still didn’t return anything

Heresy grows from idleness.
Why get Matt Flynn?
"Also, for what it’s worth, if we get Flynn, New England and Detroit are on the schedule!" - SSreporters

by Corax --Nevermore-- on Jan 10, 2012 1:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Just my own semi-coherent ramblings

And channeling my Steeler-hate into a format to (hopefully) be enjoyed by my fellow Field Gulls.

by Buster! on Jan 10, 2012 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

It was fantastic.

Okay, I figured out what sounded familiar… It sounded like a little like the poem from Groundhog Day, which further instigation led to this—

The poem Rita (Andie McDowell) quoted to Phil (Bill Murray) was The Lay of the Last Minstrel (Canto 6) by Sir Walter Scott. Not going to look into more than the canto, but here you go:

Despite those titles, power, and pelf,
The wretch, concentred all in self,
Living, shall forfeit fair renown,
And, doubly dying, shall go down
To the vile dust, from whence he sprung,
Unwept, unhonor’d, and unsung.

"Now I'm tired of this s---. I'm sick and f------ tired of an 8-10 record. I'm f------ tired of losing to Purdue. I'm not here to f--- around this week. Now you may be, but I'm not." -- Bobby Knight, circa 1992

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 10, 2012 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice. I looked up "pelf" so nobody else has to.

“Money, esp. when gained in a dishonest or dishonorable way.”
Middle English, from Anglo-French: pelfre booty
First Known Use: 14th century

The English word “pilfer” has the same root.

"The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things."

by shams on Jan 10, 2012 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

So the Steelers reveled in their pelf

Gained not from glory, or sacrifice of self
But instead from a most ignoble sortie
That disgrace known well
As SuperBowl Forty

by Buster! on Jan 10, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

I'd say the money Mike Pelfrey got as a professional baseball player was pelfre as well.

"Now I'm tired of this s---. I'm sick and f------ tired of an 8-10 record. I'm f------ tired of losing to Purdue. I'm not here to f--- around this week. Now you may be, but I'm not." -- Bobby Knight, circa 1992

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 10, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Nor should food from applebee's cheer ANYONE up.

"Now I'm tired of this s---. I'm sick and f------ tired of an 8-10 record. I'm f------ tired of losing to Purdue. I'm not here to f--- around this week. Now you may be, but I'm not." -- Bobby Knight, circa 1992

by Tyler Jorgensen on Jan 13, 2012 8:52 AM PST via Android app up reply actions  

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