Here we are at the midway break of the 2012 NFL season. Technically, it's not exactly the midway point since there are 17 weeks, but actually since it's the middle of the week of the middle week, it's basically right in the middle. Do you watch the show The Middle? Remarkably similar to Malcolm in the Middle if you ask me.
Yeah, I've been wasting words up to that point but that's because the video itself says a lot. Grab a cup of coffee, toast a bagel, spread delicious cream cheese on that bagel, and watch it. If you don't have cream cheese, go to the store, I'll wait....
There, isn't that much better with cream cheese? Let's not pretend anymore like butter is as satisfying on a bagel as cream cheese. Wait, did you get strawberry cream cheese? Damn it, Steve. You're going to have to go back to the store. I'll wait.
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