Seriously. Fuck. That. Shit.
(Warning. It's gonna get vulgar)

We can still make the playoffs. All of our main competitors lost today.... we just can't lose again. But fucking hell if we should have won that game. We had the ball inside miami's 50 and call a run, a screen and a throwaway play cause we fucked up the first two.

1. a run. i kind of understand the reasoning because we want the clock to keep rolling. But how'd that run game work today? LIKE SHIT? yeah. like shit. it'd be nice to keep the clock rolling but i'd rather get a fucking field goal. Wilson had 16 straight completions. completions can keep the clock running too.

2. a screen. everybody knew we were doing a screen. EVERYBODY.

3. I'm surprised we didn't call a draw play. that would have been an equally puss out move.

Why does Bevel's testicles recede into his chest whenever we are trying to run out a game? End around pass from Golden Tate is fine but only as long as we are dominating the team already. But need to win a game? SHHHHWUMP!!!! There goes his testicles. Let's call the plays like an Amish man would dress his daughters. Fuck you.

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• fuck you prevent defense
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