Friday Night "Caption This" Shenanigans
by Danny Kelly on Feb 10, 2012 4:15 PM PST
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You know what time it is. Recs in effect.
Last week...
JRock419 FTW w/ 9 recs: "Easy Pal, You Lost The Coin Toss Don't Get So Excited..."
Honorable mentions (ones that made me laugh):
"I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER!!!" - Seahawk Junky
"I drive a DODGE STRATUS!" - scorpiknox
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Seattle gets off to an inauspicious start after being penalized for 12 men on the field
10 players + Red Bryant.
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
by SSreporters on Feb 10, 2012 4:24 PM PST reply actions 7 recs
In case some of these kids have forgotten the nineties:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfzQIKV2Lfk
"The time has come," the Walrus said, "to talk of many things."
The penalty for losing a helmet was an atomic wedgie
And everyone on the team knew they’d need to band together to administer this one
by ciarannh on Feb 10, 2012 4:49 PM PST reply actions 23 recs
"Innncoming message from the Big Giant Head!"
“…Kill the 9ers… message ending in 3, 2, 1.” /sneeze.
Eternally looking forward to someone making a Seahawks song based off of Lil' Jon's "Shots" song named "Hawks!"
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Those peerless diamonds man, the ideal cut diamond.
70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.
by hazbro24 on Feb 10, 2012 4:53 PM PST reply actions 11 recs
He went to Ja-Red.
Great football doesn't happen overnight. No, usually it happens in the morning or around midday. Sometimes in the evenings.
by scorpiknox on Feb 11, 2012 12:08 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Red: "Who took my helmet?"
Jim Mora at his Home: “I got the helmet of a future hall-of-famer. SWEET!”
Read my tweets or whatever - @SSReporters
Waldo's gained some weight...
and he’s black.
by PoolNinja on Feb 10, 2012 5:32 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
My favorite.
As for the Seahawks, they shall have stars at elbow and foot...Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again...Death shall have no dominion.
No guys, it wasn't me that told the coach about the hookers in the hotel last night!
I don’t know how the wives found out!
And the monster bent down, and said, "I need about tree-fitty."
by chris79 on Feb 10, 2012 7:50 PM PST reply actions 6 recs
Red:
Oh hey guys….
What? No, I have no clue who ate all the Krispy Kreme donuts…..
Let’s not get too crazy now, it was a simple mixup….
IT WAS PETE, I SWEAR, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE LOVES THAT SUGAR HIGH!!!
So there I was, balls deep......
Took me a half hour to realize she was dead
Poor Grandma
by Seahawk Junky on Feb 10, 2012 10:19 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
You made a donut joke and didn't mention Golden...?
by Matt Erickson on Feb 11, 2012 11:45 PM PST up reply actions
I apologize
I missed the reference
So there I was, balls deep......
Took me a half hour to realize she was dead
Poor Grandma
by Seahawk Junky on Feb 12, 2012 2:25 AM PST up reply actions
Red is angry and the team is getting nervous.
They’re pretty sure he’ll be able to contain his rage until the whistle blows but they can’t be too sure. Chancellor has realized he’s standing directly in the path of destruction and is buckling in for a ride. Unger is preparing to dive in and defend his quarterback, Secret Service style. Giacomini is day dreaming about blocking for Big Red, Fridge style.
Forsett has memorized the back of Tarvaris’ uniform and has no idea the danger he’s in.
Red:
Well maybe Max and Breno will be able to jog your frickin memory as to who exactly stole my frickin helmet!
Max: Grrrr
Breno: Grrrr
Jackson: Red, man, you gotta chi- wait wait wait wait wait…!
Chancellor: Aren’t you supposed to protect your quarterback?
Forsett: …Red literally weighs twice as much as me…
As for the Seahawks, they shall have stars at elbow and foot...Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again...Death shall have no dominion.
"Contemplate this on the tree of woe."
As for the Seahawks, they shall have stars at elbow and foot...Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again...Death shall have no dominion.
My agent called
And said I’m good at football and my family don’t have to worry about money no more. And I said, that’s good. One less thing.
by SeaTown on Feb 11, 2012 1:17 AM PST via mobile reply actions
If Charlie needs help with the clip board,,,
,,,then somebody help him! We’re a team damn it!
Like Brando in Apocalypse Now, Lombardi said,,,"The knee, the knee."
Ok, it's not a penalty then but,,
,,tell Pete to stop tweeting me mid-game or he get’s the after game used-car salesman handshake like that weenie Lions coach!
Ref: Save that shit for Madden coach, this is the NFL!
Like Brando in Apocalypse Now, Lombardi said,,,"The knee, the knee."
Red Bryant: Sons of Seattle! I am Red Bryant!
Young Chancellor: Red Bryant is seven feet tall! His first born was 17 lbs at birth!
William Wallace: Yes, I’ve heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he’d consume the enemy with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
by cashless on Feb 11, 2012 9:30 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
Big Red: "I need a little snack before the game,
get over here Forsett!"
by RawkEmHawkEmBirdbots on Feb 11, 2012 10:53 AM PST reply actions
TJack: "Big Red where's your helmet?"
Big Red: “Big Red lost it’s helmet”
T Jack: “Funny, I told your mom the same thing last night!”
If someone took a dump in my helmet again...
I swear to god they’re wearing it before they clean it.
Great football doesn't happen overnight. No, usually it happens in the morning or around midday. Sometimes in the evenings.
KING KONG GOT NOTHING ON ME ! !
Turns to Tavaris and says “SACK LUNCH”. T-Jax then almost messes himself.
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