Friday Night "Caption This" Action

(This is what I imagine he says every time he starts jumping up and down, yelling about a play that doesn’t go his way)

They’ve got it fucking better than us!! That’s not fair!!

(For his valiant efforts, the referee was awarded the Medal of Honor.)

Ref 1: Wow, what have we got here?
Ref 2: It’s a Jimbus Harbaugharia. Found it in California.
Ref 1: Look at the mouth! What the hell does he eat? Must have been a loud one too.
Ref 2: Oh yeah. Almost screamed the other birds’ heads off. He’s tough too. Needed 3 rounds to the heart (nudges at it) just to take him down, and another two to shut him up.
Ref 1: That’s some good modeling man, the gesture’s great.
Ref 2: Mind you, that took time to perfect. He waved his arms so much up and down it looked like he wanted to fly.
Ref 1: Jeez. No wonder why they’re so rare. No animal would want to be around him.
Ref 2. Tell that to the people in San Francisco.

somebody did steal my sweetroll!!!

“Please step into the glass cubicle sir, we’re going to have to search you.”

Ah Ah Ah.

I really did lose my contact lens out on the feild.

Harbaugh: POP!
Ref: Goes the weasel!

JH: But! Whitey (points at PC) started it with my QB!
Right Ref: What? Jimmy can’t play fair like his big brother John? Baby.