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Friday Night "Caption This" Action

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You know the drill. Rec what makes you laugh.

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Here's what happened last week:

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"This was the moment Marshawn realized Pete was only smiling and nodding at his reflection.
It was also when Marshawn decided to wear his helmet to his contract negotiations."

Malito FTW, with 13 recs.


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He stuck his finger in my ... ASS!

ONLY IN SEATTLE:
By swaggering could I never thrive,
For the rain, it raineth every day.

by Hawksince77 on Feb 3, 2012 4:24 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

GUBEDOBUELIGOBUEGILAPANG

(This is what I imagine he says every time he starts jumping up and down, yelling about a play that doesn’t go his way)

by Agent_J on Feb 3, 2012 4:50 PM PST reply actions  

Ref-You can't keep flipping off Pete Carrol

Jim-BUT I REALLY DONT LIKE THAT GUY!!!
Ref-I dont care we got kids watching, if you do it again I’m gonna flag ya for taunting.
Jim-DAMN YOU PETE CARROL!!!! ILL GET YOU ONE DAY!!!!

by kermdawg on Feb 3, 2012 5:00 PM PST reply actions  

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They’ve got it fucking better than us!! That’s not fair!!

70% of space is covered by dark matter, the rest by ET.

by hazbro24 on Feb 3, 2012 5:01 PM PST reply actions  

Big Balls Pete

Harbaugh: Come on Ref throw a flag!!! Carrol just flashed his nuts at me, that’s gotta be unsportsman-like conduct or something!!!!
Ref: Yeah well we’d a called it if you hadn’t mooned him first.

by Christian Bussey on Feb 3, 2012 5:49 PM PST reply actions  

Jeez Jim it's just a EpiPen

"You are the molders of their dreams." - Clark Mollenhoff

by EequalsMc2 on Feb 3, 2012 6:00 PM PST reply actions  

You can NOT eject a guy for SHITTING his pants!

Eternally looking forward to someone making a Seahawks song based off of Lil' Jon's "Shots" song named "Hawks!"

by Bobby Cink on Feb 3, 2012 6:09 PM PST reply actions  

For clarification, Harbaugh shit his pants...

Eternally looking forward to someone making a Seahawks song based off of Lil' Jon's "Shots" song named "Hawks!"

by Bobby Cink on Feb 3, 2012 11:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I just wanna throw my little red flag!

Ref. “You can’t throw it! It’s a non challegable call”
Harbaugh:“When I took this job they told me I could throw something”
Other Ref. “Sorry you could never throw anyway”
Harbaugh: What! I’m gonna back slap you bitch!

by SeaHawk Steve on Feb 3, 2012 6:23 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

Alternatively:

Ref 1: Wow, what have we got here?
Ref 2: It’s a Jimbus Harbaugharia. Found it in California.
Ref 1: Look at the mouth! What the hell does he eat? Must have been a loud one too.
Ref 2: Oh yeah. Almost screamed the other birds’ heads off. He’s tough too. Needed 3 rounds to the heart (nudges at it) just to take him down, and another two to shut him up.
Ref 1: That’s some good modeling man, the gesture’s great.
Ref 2: Mind you, that took time to perfect. He waved his arms so much up and down it looked like he wanted to fly.
Ref 1: Jeez. No wonder why they’re so rare. No animal would want to be around him.
Ref 2. Tell that to the people in San Francisco.

"You are the molders of their dreams." - Clark Mollenhoff

by EequalsMc2 on Feb 3, 2012 6:34 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

It's not FAIR!!!!

somebody did steal my sweetroll!!!

by PA hawkfan on Feb 3, 2012 6:36 PM PST reply actions  

"And then I was all like,

DOMO ARIGATO, MR. JIM SCHWARTZO!!! It was totally worth the near fist fight."

by Steeeve on Feb 3, 2012 6:39 PM PST reply actions  

Literally laughed out loud at this.

Eternally looking forward to someone making a Seahawks song based off of Lil' Jon's "Shots" song named "Hawks!"

by Bobby Cink on Feb 3, 2012 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

haha thanks

I thought it was clever :D

Make It Matter

by Seahawk Junky on Feb 3, 2012 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

...

“Good thing he has this coaching gig, he has no shot on American Idol”.

by Gabe on Feb 3, 2012 8:23 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

"NOT A FUCKING PENALTY"

“Clear offsides Coach, can’t really change the ruling on the field anyway”
“I’M CHALLENGING”
“You can’t challenge…”
“WHAT’S YOUR DEAL???!?!!!”
Alex Smith: “Coach, my helmet’s stuck and I can’t turn you off and you’re hurting my ear”

by GasolineSnuggie on Feb 3, 2012 9:06 PM PST reply actions  

What?

I really did lose my contact lens out on the feild.

by Heliocopris Dominus on Feb 3, 2012 9:11 PM PST reply actions  

HE STOLE MY SKITTLES!

Do or do not, there is no try-Yoda

by ironheart777 on Feb 3, 2012 11:25 PM PST reply actions  

Middle Ref: Give me the laser pointer Jim. No more tracing circles around #7 SEA.

JH: But! Whitey (points at PC) started it with my QB!
Right Ref: What? Jimmy can’t play fair like his big brother John? Baby.

"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." - Ernest Hemingway

by SKIRMISH on Feb 4, 2012 12:54 AM PST via mobile reply actions  

Or:

“Thats Chuck FUCKING Norris!”

"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." - Ernest Hemingway

by SKIRMISH on Feb 6, 2012 10:52 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Abacus!

I'm too important to this team. Big Stein can't be flopping and twitching.

by Trenchtown on Feb 4, 2012 10:09 AM PST reply actions  

He's like the energizer bunny, dude.

The beatings will continue until morale improves!

by HopScotch on Feb 4, 2012 10:27 AM PST reply actions  

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