NFL Picks, Week 2: Jacson's Straight Up (Haiku) Winners

"Mmmmm... yes I will."

Alright gang, we shrugged off a slow start in Week 1 to finish with a respectable 10-6 mark. The good news is that Week 1 is the most difficult series of games to predict all season, and we weathered that storm with a cool .625 winning percentage (Vegas also notched a .625, if you're keeping track).

I'm happy to go stride-for-stride with the bookies, but I think we can do better. In hopes of generating even greater success, I'm presenting my Week 2 picks in the form of that most noble poetry: the haiku.

Picks after the jump.

THURSDAY

Chicago Bears at Green Bay Packers

The Pack bouncing back

Won't lose consecutively

Jay pouts like an emo

THE PICK; PACKERS

SUNDAY

Kansas City Chiefs at Buffalo Bills

The Bills are awful

Jamaal Charles is beautiful

Poor lil Mario

THE PICK: CHIEFS

Cleveland Browns at Cincinnati Bengals

Weeden think the Browns

Would come close to the Eagles

See what I did there?

THE PICK: BENGALS

Minnesota Vikings at Indianapolis Colts

The era of Andrew

Dawns on this midwestern day

While Christian Ponders

THE PICK: COLTS

Oakland Raiders at Miami Dolphins

Darren McFadden

Leads NFL in catches

'Phins will draft Barkley

THE PICK: RAIDERS

Arizona Cardinals at New England Patriots

The Pats are good at

The stuff the Seahawks are not

Vince Wilfork you up

THE PICK: PATRIOTS

Tampa Bay Buccaneers at New York Giants

Despite one and oh

Record, Bucs lose in New York

Or I'll eat my hat

THE PICK: GIANTS

Baltimore Ravens at Philadelphia Eagles

I picked the Eagles

To go to the Super Bowl

But Ravens win here

THE PICK: RAVENS

New Orleans Saints at Carolina Panthers

Vegas says pick Saints

But all I see in this one

Is Cam Cam Cam Cam

THE PICK: PANTHERS

Houston Texans at Jacksonville Jaguars

I think the Texans

Will win it all this year; Jags

Are just a speedbump

THE PICK: TEXANS

Washington Redskins at St Louis Rams

RG3 might be

The most likable player

Since ol' Joe Montana

THE PICK: REDSKINS

Dallas Cowboys at Seattle Seahawks

Vegas loves Dallas

And suckers all their dumb fans

Welcome to the CLink

THE PICK: SEAHAWKS

New York Jets at Pittsburgh Steelers

Does anyone else

Wish that both of these teams would

Just disintegrate?

THE PICK: STEELERS

Tennessee Titans at San Diego Chargers

Rivers runs through while

We remember the Titans

Have a hurt Locker

THE PICK: CHARGERS

Detroit Lions at San Francisco 49ers

How many handshake

Jokes can you wring out of this

Game, NBC? 12?

THE PICK: 49ERS

MONDAY

Denver Broncos at Atlanta Falcons

Somehow, even with

All those weapons, Matt Ryan

Still gets overlooked

THE PICK: FALCONS

~~

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