Thank you for Russell Wilson. I know that I was blind to your wise and infinite ways at first but I have seen the light and your glory. Your gifts have been bountiful unto the Seahawks this year and I am eternally thankful for all you have provided. I know I should not want for more... but please Lord, please bring Larry Fitzgerald to Seattle. I will do whatever you ask of me. I will dedicate my life to your word if you move Heaven and Earth and bring Larry to our flock.
If in your heart of hearts you decide to bless Russell Wilson, your most perfect creation, with Larry Fitzgerald AND Sidney Rice, Golden Tate and Doug Baldwin. The world will know your truth. For they will see it ever Sunday. Not in a cathedral, nor in a synagogue; the world will see the light of Christ as it flows from the hand of Russell Wilson into the arms of his four great disciples: Larry, Sidney, Golden and Doug. All four of whom will have books that will chronicle your greatness and we shall compile these words into the New Testament of the 12th Man, and all souls who gaze upon it will be cleansed from its power and glory.
Heavenly father. Use your almighty power to bring Larry to Seattle. I humbly ask you this. Amen.
PS. If you do not want to do this, I know somebody downstairs who will.