Hey Danny, . . . uh guys? I hope you’re feeling well. Hope everything is effervescent in your neck of the woods. Dang it. I mean bubbly. Nope, shoot, why’d I say that? Ok, here’s the thing. My name is Havik. It is Dutch for Hawk. I’m uh huge Seahawks
fan. I’ve been around for several years lurking and observing the World Wide Web for substantial and yet gratifying Seahawks news. And this is it. Fieldgulls is it. This won’t come as a surprise to anyone who happens to click on this humble fan post. Nor should it. The content on this site blows the pants off of any other site posting opinions on all things Seahawks. So I guess what I’m saying is, where’s all the awesomeness that I’ve come to love from this site? I want more, I want more, I want more.
Over the past 48 hours since our glorious trouncing of the Northern Adrians I have yet to see an analytical piece on anything. We’ve had two Coffee and Cigarettes posts, A Monday night thread, an SB nation mock draft thread, a printout of the Snap Counts, and Kenneth’s Unpower Rankings. Love Kenneth. Hope he gets a girl. Other than that, nothing really Seahawks related.
I want to hear about BWags, S**t Kicking the A gap. Or KJ Wright and his long term prospects with the team. Seriously, why is no one talking about him? He’s the most unheralded player on the whole defense. Or Walter Thurmond’s ascension. Or alternate universe scenarios of Colin Kaerpernick actually playing well. Ok, no I don’t, that was kind of funny though.
Seriously though, I click on this site about 10 times a day, when I’m not involved in comment threads. And this is what websites are about, right? Page hits? I’ve actually been going over to Niners Nation for some interesting crap. Yes, I said it. I feel kinda dirty. Doesn’t feel quite right. I have to put my pants on to go over there and I don’t like that dead weight on my thighs.
Please don’t make me contribute to their site’s page hits any more. I don’t want to go over there. Please bring back the love. I don’t want to go back to my lonely days of searching multiple websites to gratify my Seahawks fetish. Nope, not fetish. I didn’t say that. Obsession probably works better. I want my appetite to be conveniently filled on one site, the way it should be. Hope, this wasn’t weird, and you post more cool stuff soon. I’m gonna go now.