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Christmas Comes Early This Year

To any Saints fans reading this: No, I am not, in any way, insinuating that a Seahawks victory is assured when our two teams play on December 2nd. For both teams, this is almost certainly the most important game of the regular season, but that's pretty clear just by looking at our records. No, what makes this upcoming (for us) contest so titillating is that one of the most exciting passing offenses ever assembled will directly face off against our very own Legion of Boom secondary, playing in the most boisterous and intimidating -- and if a Guinness Book of World Records rep were to stop by, almost certainly to be officially noted as the loudest -- stadiums ever built.

This game is just not important; it'll be a lot of fun, too. Are you counting down the days? I just did, and, of this writing, there are 12 days until this game is played. Hmmmmm........12 days. As you might be guessing right about now, fellow 12th people, there is a little ditty (that I hope isn't copyrighted) that comes to mind......

12 Days of (Football) Christmas

"On the first day of Christmas, the Seattle Seahawks gave to me, an interception by E.T.

On the second day of Christmas, the Seattle Seahawks gave to me, two sacks by Bruce Irvin, and an interception by E.T.

On the third day of Christmas, the Seattle Seahawks gave to me, three Beast Mode touchdowns, two sacks by Bruce Irvin, and an interception by E.T.

On the fourth day of Christmas, the Seattle Seahawks gave to me, 4-4 Steven Haushka field goals, three Beast Mode touchdowns, two sacks by Bruce Irvin, and an interception by E.T.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Seattle Seahawks gave to me, FIVE GOOOOOOLDEN TATES (catches), 4-4 Steven Haushka field goals, three Beast Mode touchdowns, two sacks by Bruce Irvin, and an interception by E.T.

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Seattle Seahawks gave to me, six Kam Chancellor hits, FIVE GOOOOOOLDEN TATES, 4-4 Steven Haushka field goals, three Beast Mode touchdowns, two sacks by Bruce Irvin, and an interception by E.T.

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Seattle Seahawks gave to me, seven points off turnovers, six Kam Chancellor hits, FIVE GOOOOOOLDEN TATES, 4-4 Steven Haushka field goals, three Beast Mode touchdowns, two sacks by Bruce Irvin, and an interception by E.T.

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Seattle Seahawks gave to me, eight Russell Wilson scrambles, seven points off turnovers, six Kam Chancellor hits, FIVE GOOOOOOLDEN TATES, 4-4 Steven Haushka field goals, three Beast Mode touchdowns, two sacks by Bruce Irvin, and an interception by E.T.

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Seattle Seahawks gave to me, nine yards back in the endzone Percy Harvin returns a kickoff for a touchdown, eight Russell Wilson scrambles, seven points off turnovers, six Kam Chancellor hits, FIVE GOOOOOOLDEN TATES, 4-4 Steven Haushka field goals, three Beast Mode touchdowns, two sacks by Bruce Irvin, and an interception by E.T.

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Seattle Seahawks gave to me, ten Bobby Wagner tackles, nine yards back in the endzone Percy Harvin returns a kickoff for a touchdown, eight Russell Wilson scrambles, seven points off turnovers, six Kam Chancellor hits, FIVE GOOOOOOLDEN TATES, 4-4 Steven Haushka field goals, three Beast Mode touchdowns, two sacks by Bruce Irvin, and an interception by E.T.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Seattle Seahawks gave to me, eleven Saints a'weepin', ten Bobby Wagner tackles, nine yards back in the endzone Percy Harvin returns a kickoff for a touchdown, eight Russell Wilson scrambles, seven points off turnovers, six Kam Chancellor hits, FIVE GOOOOOOLDEN TATES, 4-4 Steven Haushka field goals, three Beast Mode touchdowns, two sacks by Bruce Irvin, and an interception by E.T.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Seattle Seahawks gave to me,:

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Eleven Saints a'weepin', ten Bobby Wagner tackles, nine yards back in the endzone Percy Harvin returns a kickoff for a touchdown, eight Russell Wilson scrambles, seven points off turnovers, six Kam Chancellor hits, FIVE GOOOOOOLDEN TATES, 4-4 Steven Haushka field goals, three Beast Mode touchdowns, two sacks by Bruce Irvin, and an interception by E.T."

Happy Holidays, and #GOHAWKS!

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