Well, hey there, Seahawks fans. I hear you guys could use a little pick-me-up after a rough week. Well, golly, I got an offer for you!
Why don't you come on down to the Georgia Dome. We got a real banged-up football team down here, struggling to make anything happen. No, it's no trouble at all! Just bring that scary defense and Russell Wilson and Marshawn Lynch and Coach Surfer on in. Oh, those guys? Those are just the Atlanta Falcons. Don't pay 'em no mind. They like to play three quarters of football and then take a break. Gets real tough to keep going for 60 minutes, you know?
So yeah, come on in. Not like we're using this field!
(Feel free to ask Falcons questions).