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The Seahawk's Evolution via Pictures of Muscly Men


I'm a visual learner. I find that pictures are the best way for me to discern information and share information. With that in mind, I would like to share with you how excited I am for the 2013 Seahawks. I am fucking pumped. But how did we get here? Let's take a quite journey through the last couple years of the Seahawks as through the metaphor of muscly men... because... because.

2010 Season

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A crippled Matthew Hasselbeck somehow manages to deliver one of the best farewell games ever and Beast Mode makes the Earth quake... the... fucking... EARTH!

2011 Season

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Charlie Whitehurst & Tavaris Jackson battle each other for who can suck worse. Tavaris even gave Charlie a head start by ripping his shoulder apart... and Charlie still loses. Marshawn Lynch shows his true colors: a beautiful, tasty rainbow of Beast Mode (that makes no sense... and yet makes perfect sense). Also, the Legion of Boom is born!

2012 Free Agency Period

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Matt Flynn signs with Seattle! Our QB problems are over! Sweet Jesus it'll be a good year!

2012 Preseason

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Russell Wilson is named the starter. I am not ashamed to admit that I did not like the move at the time. I thought Russell was a good quarterback, but wouldn't be ready to be an NFL starter. I felt the same for the first few games. But then came New England. Oh boy. That New England Game was...

2012 Season After the New England Game

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The Seahawks weren't perfect and had plenty of flaws *cough*Miami*cough*Detroit... but we all knew something good was headed our way.

2012 Season After the 49er's Beat Down and Playoff spot clinched

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We are the team of destiny and a sexy Super Bowl pick by a lot of pundits. Everything is going our way this year. No more sitting back and watching all the other boys have fun. We are going to grab that bull by the horns and ride it all the way to New Orleans. Ride it sexy.

2012-13 Postseason: First Half Against Atlanta

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What the hell man? The Seahawks fly across the entire country just so they can not show up to play for the right to go to the NFC Championship game? This is bullshit. Marshawn is fumbling. JR Sweezy is decided not to block people. Pete Carroll is refusing to kick field goals... ugh... see you guys next year.

2012-13 Postseason: 4th Quarter Against Atlanta

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God! I cannot even that we don't win head has exploded! I cannot even think clearly right now. My. God! I just crapped my pants. Oh. My mind is going in hell Wilson is going in think clearly right now. My mind is a God. There is a God! I cannot even that we don't win hell that we don't we don't we don't win hell think clearly right no way insane. My head has exploded! I just crapped my pants. Oh. My. God! There is no way insane. My mind is going insane. My. God! I just crapped. Russell Wilson is a G

2012-13 Postseason: Final 30 Seconds of Atlanta Game

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*sigh

2013 Offseason

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Percy Harvin! Cliff Avril! Michael Bennett! We're back baby! It's going to be a good year.

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