Riddle me this

Raylan Givens is a ??? - Brett Davis-US PRESSWIRE

One writer's draft board in riddles...can you figure them out?

The last couple years, coach Pete Carroll has taken to Twitter on the cusp of the NFL Draft, where he has left cryptic clues, in the form of songs or movies, as to who the Seahawks would be targeting in the draft. With that in mind, and in anticipation of my own 6-round Seattle Sea-Mock (coming April 24th), I thought I would put together a little list of many of the names on my draft board, but veiled in riddles. It’s a little something to challenge the FieldGulls family minds, and pass the time for the next couple weeks.

There are more than 10 names/picks here, as my board contains more than a final 10, and the method is very abstract, word-association, six-degrees of separation type stuff. I encourage you to make your guesses in the comments. With that in mind, and in no particular order, here they are. Good luck!

Canary grass rock

Danley Shakespeare twins

Beatup a king and his emo grandpa

2 princes and a lead brick

Hopeful sniper rifle plus four

Backup qb that isn’t very dull

British Johnson, Jimmy

Oral for Craig and my brother

Michelangelo test and straw

Great steak knockoff

Breezeless Kansas on ford

Bell atop a brunette

Acute Irish, self-improvement lister

Magpie kid on Sunday

Jedi hatches

Pastrami and pull dump gang

Charles off Russell

Class speaker isn’t rabbit

Vodka oj on a plane

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Field Gulls

You must be a member of Field Gulls to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Field Gulls. You should read them.

Join Field Gulls

You must be a member of Field Gulls to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Field Gulls. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9341_tracker