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Your Robo Russell Wilson upgrade is almost here!

Carroll and Schneider industries would like to thank you for your purchase of the Robo Russell Wilson. Despite initial mixed feedback, we agree that this model of Robo Russell Wilson has exceeded even our high expectations. As you know he was shipped with a C&S industries trademark chipset - the dual core COS (Chip on Shoulder) processor . This coupled with the Desire for Greatness Operating System form the complex core of the Robo Russell Wilson motivator drive. Lets review some of the advanced features of the RRW and then review some upgrades in progress.

Hardware such as:

  • Rocket Arm with Tight Window Targeting System

  • Advanced Threat Identification Logging

  • Object Avoidance and Mobile Target Tracking

  • C.L.U.T.C.H. (Confident Leader Under Tension forthComing Heroics) Drive

Some unique software programs of your RRW are:

  • Tactical media loaded question identifier with cliched response generator

  • Tilt o' room-ware

  • Motion picture study enhancer

In progress upgrades are:

  • Harvin integration module

  • Prep(a)ration

  • Sep(a)ration

As the RRW becomes more accustomed to his environment he will continue to accumulate data and assimilate those around him into his growing collective. Resistance is futile.

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