The grizzled A.T.F. veteran scowled as he read through the list of high powered weaponry allegedly possessed by a dangerous group of suspects. As he scanned the list, he slowly realized that nothing would stop these guys. No room would hold them, no roadblock would stop them. Welcome to the next generation of battlefield dominance.
(1) Russell Wilson
Fast, Smart, Accurate, Light Years above the rest. The RW3 is the pinnacle of field general technology. Able to avoid damage with an evasive maneuver system, all while using Lock-On Optics to find open targets. The size of the weapon had some doubting it's destructive capabilities, but I was always of the mind that it was the most dangerous. One thing is certain...The future has arrived with the RW3.
(2) Marshawn Lynch:
Little is known about this high powered kinetic weapon. We've seen some grainy video, and had some unconfirmed reports about the "Beast Mode" that this machine goes into.....but we've projected MAJOR damage from such an event. Seismic activity is another concern due to the raw power generated.
(3) Percy Harvin:
A weapon that was predominantly focused in the middle area of the U.S., the Harvin has now been purchased by this organization. Gentleman, this is serious. The quickness, versatility, and ability to keep our forces at bay makes this almost impossible stop. Never think that the Harvin is in just ONE area. The Harvin will be everywhere, and must constantly be account ted for.
This group of weaponry is missile based, so expect them all over the field of battle. The SidLion will keep many of our men busy, and more than likely beat them. The GoldenOne will be a streak on green and blue until you stop him, but he is known for bouncing off attackers and continuing to assault. D.B. will keep his position in the middle of the battlefield, waiting for a chance to strike. Zach Miller can keep his field general safe, but if you look away for a moment, he'll be halfway down the field with the field general sailing a missile to him to be delivered to our base.
(5) Defensive Front Seven:
This is a force that will keep us from achieving our goal gentleman. With stone pillars like Mebane, and rookie stone pillars like the Monstar, we will not breach their line. A RDE named Red Bryant also makes a flank to the weak side impossible. The rest of the DE's are the best in business. Chris Clemons, Bruce Irvin, Cliff Avril, Michael Bennet, etc. Trying to attack on the ground will be almost impossible, while attacking in the air must be done in 2 seconds or less. Then of course.....
(6) The Legion of Boom:
Last, but not least, we have 4 of the most dangerous weapons ever let loose on the battlefield. Almost like the H.O.G. (Hunter of Gunman, for you snipers) of the QB, these men make any sort of air based attack impossible, and can even use counter attacks to switch momentum. The Sherminator and B.B. form the greatest duo of air defense attackers in as long as I can remember. E.T. and Bam-Bam make anyone lucky enough to sneak past they're air defense want to fall to they're knees and surrender with the hopes of not being decapitated. And if that was all then we would still be in a F.U.B.A.R. situation.
(7) Back-Ups and Special Teams:
Gentleman, we can count on accidents, injuries, many things to keep they're weapons off the field. With this force we are dealing with, they have someone ready to step in and not miss a beat if anyone goes down. They also possess a Special Unit, headed by Mike-Rob who will stop our primary advance, block any attempt at outward deliveries, and is also able to push further into our territory with they're primary advance. The hit hard, and come out of nowhere. Be warned.
Every great fighting force has a leader who has not only been in battles, but knows the merits of never giving up in those battles. The force we are up against has one of the greatest core of coaches and leaders that the world has ever known. We still know very little about them, but we know the leaders are a tandem. PC/JS is the codename we have, and we think they may possibly be twins. They also have one Tom Cable on they're payroll, and this man is a capable leader on his own. He is an assistant here. These three, along with the plethora of other assistants and coaches at their disposal, takes every move we make and crumbles it.
This force we find ourselves up against is unlike any army we have faced. They are bigger, faster, stronger, and hungrier. We did not even imagine we would have to plan on an army like this, because we thought it would be hundreds of years before the evolution began.....but we were wrong. The Evolution has begun. These "Seahawks" and their "12th Man" army are going to roll over anything in they're path. I believe we have only one option...GO HAWKS!!!