I'll do one of these for each division. Let's get to it. All lines taken from here.
This year the AFC East plays the AFC North and the NFC South; neither is a shabby division. Each team's two SoS opponents are in parentheses.
- Buffalo Bills 6.5 (Chiefs, @Jaguars) U -135, O +115
- Miami Dolphins 7.5 (@Colts, Chargers) U +125, O -145
- New England Patriots 11.5 (Broncos, @Texans) U -150, O +130
- New York Jets 6.5 (Raiders, @Panthers) U -150, O +130
As for the Patriots, I'm laying off. I'd be shocked if they win a dozen games this year but I'm not paying a 50% commission to back that up. (Another site had them at 11 wins but didn't show commission. If I could get something like -120 to take the Under on 11 games, I'd jump on it.
Ditto for the vig on the Jets-- way too high. But for one unit, I'm taking the Under on NYJ. The team is just terrible. If you can find a cheaper vig, I'd jump on it even at the cost of that half game.
Oh, right. I need a gif. Here: