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SCORE IN MY HOUSE! (set to Jizz in my Pants)

Ok so I for one cannot wait for this weekends match-up. I was bored at work when this came to me. Please comment and make your own satire! Let's use this post as the Official Satire Thread. Gif Away, and Enjoy!




Lock eyes from across the room
Down my pass while the legion booms
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The stadium is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our pads first touch outside your core
The whole night what we've got instore
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I
SCORE IN MY HOUSE

This really never happens you can take my word
I wont apoligize, thats just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you flop
And now I
SCORE IN MY HOUSE

Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a fluke
Plus its your fault, you were riding my jock
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

Now I'll go home and change

I need a few things from the secondary
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart broken not lookin' for love
Surprised in my eyes when I looked above
Behind the center and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in his(Colin) eyes said I need a friend
He turned to me that's when he said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked Fumble or Interception?
And I
SCORED IN MY HOUSE

Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
SCORED IN MY HOUSE

To be fair you were flinching a lot
Plus the way you take sacks got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by Lynch!

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
SCORED IN MY HOUSE

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you(Colin) and I
SCORE IN MY HOUSE

The next play the snap goes off and I
SCORE IN MY PANTs

Open my playbook and a TD rolls in and I
SCORE IN MY HOUSE

When Colin Kaepernick was dropped at the end of the play
I SCORED IN MY HOUSE

I just ate a skittle and I
SCORED IN MY HOUSE

I went-
SCORED IN MY HOUSE

Ok seriously you guys can we, ok?

I SCORE RIGHT IN MY House EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HANDING OFF ITS LIKE HAVING SEX WITH ME
YOU SAY I'M PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A 12 FAN JERSEY AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

Cuz I
SCORE IN MY HOUSE
(I score in my house, I score in my house, yes I score in my house, yes I score in my house)
yes I SCORE IN MY HOUSE
(I score in my house, I score in my house)

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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