Hate is an ugly word, and I used it after some thought, and I admit I am trolling for responses. I don't hate a single person associated with our team. It's just that "Dislike" or "like the least" would sound wishy washy. I try to not hate anyone, ever.
When I think about the Seahawks, I go through the list of players and coaches mentally and I love almost every single one of them. I cannot think of one I don't like or want back next year - for the right price.
So I am going to the audience. Who should go? My favorite choice, if someone put a gun to my head and said, "You must choose someone you hate in the Seahawks organization or I will blow a hole through your brains" would be OL Coach Tom Cable.
Please do not hate me for my choice and I won't hate you for yours. Someone threatened to kill my entire family if I didn't choose someone! It was Sophie's Choice all over again. It was Breaking Bad, and I could see myself as the guy with half his head blown off and his brains right there for everyone to see. I HAD to choose, St. Peter. Well, Shiite, and for that I have to endure eternal hellfire? What kind of tolerance is that?
(I picked Tommy because his personality seems to fit better with Jim Harbaugh than Pete Carroll, and oh, yea, because the OL is ...ahem....less than perfect. The draft choices we have made on the OL have been less than perfect, too. However, I do give Cable credit for the success of our running game, and working so well with Marshawn Lynch.
I don't hate TC at all. I might not be thrilled if he was my coach or father; though I might trade my real father for him if you threw in a couple of conditional draft picks and an extra large Pagliacci Pizza. No just kidding. My dad is great...really....he's still kicking after 92 years and my arse is sore, but I forgive him.
The dear reader may notice I have refrained from using words that start with F and end in K, but that doesn't mean I am getting soft, it's just that I don't want to eliminate this article for consideration for a Pulitzer Prize.
So come on folks - step up to the plate and take a swing at your least fave Seahawk.