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Vaunted Denver Offense a Fraud?

Is the vaunted Denver Offense a phantom, a fraud? You be the judge.

The Denver Offense, the best in the History of the World, has scored a mighty 50 points in the 2013 postseason! Wow. Let's put that in perspective, the lowly Seahawk Offense has score 46 points in the postseason. Yes, a whopping 4 point difference! Of course, because it is THE VAUNTED PEYTON MANNING DONKEY OFFENSE we will NOT consider that they scored this 50 points against the 25th and 26th ranked defenses(yards allowed) (11th & 10th pts/allowed) while the lowly SeaHawks scored 46 points vs the 4th & 5th ranked defenses (yards) (3rd & 4th pts/allowed).

Meanwhile, in the "other meaningless statistics" category:

- Russell Wilson has more Postseason victories for the Seahawks than Peyton F'n Manning has for the Broncos. Let me rephrase that, since Russell Wilson has entered the league he has more PostSeason victories than Peyton Manning has during that same time.

Since Russell Wilson has entered the league:

- Peyton Manning has 2 Postseason victories. Russell Wilson has 3 Postseason victories.

- Oh, you say it's just because of the Seahawk Defense. But Peyton has thrown 3 Interceptions during this time. Russell Wilson has thrown no interceptions (knock on wood, cross my fingers).

And while we're considering the chances of the SeaHawks vs "The Best, Mightiest, Greatest, Awesomest Offense in the History of the WORLD", let's remember that the SeaHawks have already beaten the QB deemed possibly "The Greatest of All Time", also known as Colon CaperDick.

Just a post cuz I'm already sick of hearing about how the Denver Donkeys are going to win by double digits.

Go Hawks!

LOB, I'm out!

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