Since I have absolutely nothing substantive left to add at this point (and really haven't for days), let's take a shot at the purely superficial, supercilious, and superstitious instead. I will be wearing my wolf gray Sherm jersey, along with various accessories, Hawks wrist and headbands, magical but threadbare Hawks boxers, and a pair of old Adidas button-down breakaway warmups that I haven't worn in over a decade, but have apparently been saving for this exact date the entire time without even knowing it. Nice, fortunate timing, good portent. I hope to put them to their proper purpose at the end of the game.
So, what's your story, which player's jersey will you be rocking for the Super Bowl, or what else are you planning to wear on gameday? Feel free to include details if there's a story or superstition involved.
Site rules against exhibiting signs of unwarranted self-importance in your posts are suspended for this comment section. I mean, I don't know how else one would come to think the specific make and pattern of cloth over his ass on gameday is the determining factor in the outcome of the game...but that's the fun of it, and kinda the point, so a temporary exemption must be granted for our purposes here.