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Ricardo Lockette is f--king amazing

Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

Not going to say much, because we've all seen it by now. Arizona's vaunted defense, admittedly amazing, was the unwilling victim of Marshawn Lynch's second Beastquake, albeit with a right handed request to hold his dick. However, I would be absolutely fucking remiss if I didn't point out that the guy arguably doing more work on the field than Marshawn Lynch himself, was Number Eighty-Three, Richardo Lockette, flying all over and up and down that field alongside the Beast, making sure every Cardinal defender got a big dose of Beef Mode, and a side order of Rocket Sauce.

Why do I say this? Easy. The absurd son-of-a-bitch made not one, not two, not three, but THERE ARE FOUR BLOCKS on this play. As I said, not much to be said about all of this, because I got pictures to do it for me. First, let me apologize for the crudity of these pictures. I didn't have a great source to work with and wanted to do this quickly, so they're slapdash and probably shit in quality, but they do the trick nicely. Secondly, stop reading this and look at the damned pictures already.

One

A play, with FOUR blocks in it! Not one... Two

...or two...

Three

...ore three...

Four

...but four!

Okay, so block three was a guy already out of bounds, but that didn't stop Lockette from doing his job. He just wanted to make sure that guy wasn't going to come back in bounds to make a play. Not like it mattered, because The Rocket still managed to sprint down field and take out one more guy just for fun.