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Richard Sherman on the Cover: Mario Kart 8

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Richard Sherman is currently in the final round of voting to be on the Madden Cover… which is fine… but I feel like Richard should be on other video game covers, like Mario Kart 8. Richard Sherman is a blue shell.

If you are not familiar with blue shells or Mario Kart this is all you need to know: blue shells have ruined families. Imagine you’re flying through a race in first place; nobody can catch you. You see the finish line. You’re so close. This race is in the bag. You’re going to win… but then you hear something. You hear a faint noise, a whirring. It’s getting louder. Hurry! Get to the finish line. You’re almost there. The whir is getting louder. It’s almost here. GO! GO! GO!

... nope.


"I'm the bluest shell in the game"