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The Unofficial FG Ticket Extortion/Exchange FanPost Series, Weeks 1-3

EDIT: This is the second installment of this FanPost series. Post your tickets for sale or your ticket requests here for Weeks 1-3 of the regular season. YEAH I said "regular season"!

This extremely unofficial ticket exchange is not sanctioned by anyone, including SBN, Danny "Bossfingers" Kelly, Vox Media, the Holy See, ticketmaster, or the Seattle Seahawks Football Club?

What it IS, hopefully, is a place for Field Gullers to advertise their unusable tickets, or to offer an exorbitant amount of money for prime tickets, or to generously unload tickets at a reasonable price, among people who live and breathe Seahawk football. While avoiding fees. And making someone's day.

How does it work? You comment in this space. It's so easy.

You put the game date and number of tickets in the subject line, like so:

"Offering 2 tickets to 9/14 at Chargers"

You put details in the body:

"Club level seats, 40-yard line, row J. Can't attend, wife expecting quadruplets the same weekend. $800 for the pair. Or you can buy me a year's worth of diapers. Leave a post on my mySpace page (no_time_to_sleep) if remotely interested."

You wait for people to reply. It's possible you might wait a long time. Be patient! There are a lot of fish in the SEA!

Or, conversely, you do the same if you're seeking companionship and long walks on the beach tickets, like so:

"Looking to buy 4 tickets to 9/4 vs. Packers"

You put details in the body:

"Any tickets are fine. Even singles or a pair, I just want to be in the stadium and take some friends if possible. It's my 39th birthday that day and seeing my Hawks destroy the Cheese Whiz would be the best birthday present of my sad, awesome life. I will pay you in U.S. dollars and also Krugerrands. Message me privately at psychohosebeast42@altavista.net."

But Beware

I'll put up a new fanpost every few weeks. Then I'll take the post down for updating. Don't post tickets for a game six weeks in the future and then forget about that post! Unless the exchange works, then in that case, forget about it but also let the community know that it worked, which would be cool.

Finally, a tiny little warning: don't pollute this space with fake posts, practical jokes, unrealistic demands, or you risk the righteous wrath of... someone unofficial with a meager spattering of unofficial power.