Gonzo

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The Drunkard's Intro to 2014

The Drunkard is here to help you dive into Operation: Seahawks Killing Everybody 2014.

The Drunkard's Intro to 2014

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The Drunkard is here to help you dive into Operation: Seahawks Killing Everybody 2014.

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Rapping with The Drunkard: The World, Chico

The most interesting drunk guy at the bar... speaks.

Rapping with The Drunkard: The World, Chico

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The most interesting drunk guy at the bar... speaks.

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Rapping with The Drunkard: The Owl and The Bronco

The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about how the Hawks are finna' Endver Denver.

Rapping with The Drunkard: The Owl and The Bronco

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The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about how the Hawks are finna' Endver Denver.

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Rapping with The Drunkard: The Media

The most interesting drunk guy at the bar tells you about how this week, the Seahawks face their most insidious enemy yet.

Rapping with The Drunkard: The Media

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The most interesting drunk guy at the bar tells you about how this week, the Seahawks face their most insidious enemy yet.

We Won, But Do We Deserve It? MY COLUMN

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The Seahawks are advancing to the Super Bowl, but will they be able to overcome their character concerns in time to win it all?

That one time I had to tackle Marshawn Lynch

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A true ass story.

Rapping with The Drunkard: St. Francis's Bast*rds

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"If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles." -- Sun Tzu, and also The Drunkard probably

The Drunkard: Really? The Saints Again?

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The Drunkard is back, and he's going to tell you why the Saints should probably not even take the field, and go someplace safer. Like the inside of an active volcano.

Rapping w/ The Drunkard: The Nawlins Drew Breeses

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The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Saints.

Rapping with The Drunkard: The Atlanta Falcos

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The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Falcons, their one-dimensional team, and the inevitability of total destruction. [INSERT BIRD PUN].

Rapping with The Drunkard: The St. Louise Sheeple

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The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Rams, and their...like, you know....their...talents?

An easy solution for the Redskins name controversy

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In times of moral crisis, a nation looks to its intellectual leaders for guidance. When none appear, the sports writers fill the void.

Rapping With The Drunkard: The Zombie-Oilers

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The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Titans, and their vast and complex history.

These Colors Run: My Column

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An analytical and unbiased look at how the forward pass is threatening to ruin American Football.

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Colts? Prepare to be Mounted and Broken.

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Seattle is fittin' to crush Indy under its heel. Let The Drunkard tell you all about how it is going to go down.

Rapping with the Drunkard: The Houston Texans

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The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Texans, their stupid state, their stupid team, their stupid logo, and their stupid coaches. Let's get weird.

Rapping with the Drunkard: The Jaguars

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The most fascinating drunk guy at this bar is here to tell you all about The Jaguars (those of the half-helms). Probably also his medication. And the Government.

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