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The Drunkard's Player Profiles

An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

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The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Bobby Wagner

An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

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The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Brandon Browner

An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

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The Drunkard's Players Profiles: Michael Robinson

An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

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The Drunkard's Players Profiles: Tom Cable

An analysis of the Seahawks' players coaches, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

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The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Earl Thomas

An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

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The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Kam Chancellor

An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

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The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Richard Sherman

An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

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The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Russell Wilson

An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

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The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Marshawn Lynch

An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

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