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Super Cool Dude Hawks

59

Seattle Seahawks? More like cash money billionaires. The Hawks are the talks, and yes, this shit is real.

What the Ospreys are tweeting

19

Apparently there was a grip of twelves down in San Diego making some noise during the game.

Perfect Season continues: Rams

79

The Rams are supposedly a team that's trending upwards, but the last time we heard that they went 2-14. What's different about this year, and what could they possibly do to stop my perfect seasonne?

The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Bobby Wagner

12

An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

The Dread Ship Sea Hawk

30

They're a comin' for ya.

The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Golden Tate

26

An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Marshawn Lynch 2

15

A retelling of the the history of Marshawn, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

Did you notice the Seahawks.com fine print?

335

Rarely do I have a need to use the Seahawks official website, but I've used it often enough to be surprised that I didn't notice this fine print. But I'm not surprised that it's there.

The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Russell Okung

48

An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

Perfect Season Continues: Can't Cardly Wait

48

In Week 7, Seattle looks to avenge a loss in Arizona last year. They also look to avenge a 58-0 win, that totally should have been 65-0.

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