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The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Brandon Browner

40

An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

Lieutenant Percy Harvin

83

An attempt to define the undefinable.

NFL Players are people too. Sort of.

40

Is it possible that an NFL star really killed one or more people? How could he do this? If he did, it's probably because he's human.

Russell Wilson in the redzone & on 3rd down

28

Quick note.

Richard Sherman will never disappear

198

"You wanted this noise."

The Drunkard's Players Profiles: Michael Robinson

40

An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

Seahawks are Real Titans of Win-dustry

18

Seattle has to cruise through all four AFC teams over a four week span, finally culminating in a home game against the Titans. Titans? Must have forgotten about them.

Five Reasons: Colts? More like Dolts

76

After a perfect 4-0 start to the year, the Hawks are 25-percent towards their goal of a season without flaws. How scary is a trip to Indy?

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Quantum Seahawks

I have this theory that for an instant, the Seahawks and 49rs somehow shared the same quantum state and have been fully linked together ever since.

The Drunkard's Players Profiles: Tom Cable

27

An analysis of a Seahawks' coach, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

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