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Five Ways to Please Your Russell Wilson

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Everybody wants a Russell Wilson and when you've got one, you never want to let go. We asked some experts how we could best keep our Russell Wilson's happy.

The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Earl Thomas

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An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Kam Chancellor

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An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

Heath, Play, Love

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Under-appreciated? Yes. Over-paid? Maybe. Seattle might have a tough decision to make between their two special teams captains.

The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Richard Sherman

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An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

Living up to the tagline "Seattle is Faster"

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Because, Seattle actually is faster.

The Drunkard's Player Profiles: Russell Wilson

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An analysis of the Seahawks' players, as told by the most fascinating drunk guy in the bar.

We got ourselves a stew going

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Now the story of a wealthy owner with a losing team and the GM who had no choice but to keep them all together.

That one time I had to tackle Marshawn Lynch

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A true ass story.

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