I've been blessed this week with the miracle that is forming stones in your kidneys, so this is going to be super quick.
You can hit me on Twitter sometime this weekend if you're looking to tell me which one if my picks is goofed up. Same place I've always been...
I've spent the last 14 weeks overestimating the Bills, one more week couldn't hurt. I think they get it done at home against a Dolphins team destined to miss the playoffs
The pick: Bills
So some people are saying the Saints can't win on the road nowadays... I definitely count myself among them. Prove me wrong New Orleans.
The pick: Panthers
Kirk Cousins almost got it done last week, I think he finishes the job this week and effectively ends the Cowboys season.
The pick: Redskins
Two teams playing better than we all thought after playing worse than we all thought... I'll go with the home team.
The pick: Rams
Eagles run to daylight, and an NFC East championship.
The pick: Eagles
A road team will win this weekend. Probably more than one.
The pick: Browns
If the playoffs started today the Chiefs would play on the road against the Colts. What I mean to say is if the playoffs started today, the Colts would lose in the first round.
The pick: Chiefs
I'll take the Bengals because they're at home, but I wouldn't bet on them covering that spread.
The pick: Bengals
The pick: Broncos
I give the Jaguars a pretty good shot to win this game. But if I gotta pick, which I do, I'll take the road team.
The pick: Titans
Lookfor rookie tight end Luke Willson to find the end zone, twice.
The pick: Seahawks
As mundane as the Lions looked last week, the Giants looked so much worse. That and the Lions are at home, with something to play for.
The pick: Lions
The Chargers are dangerous, they showed it last week. Ten points is a healthy spread, I'm not sure how I feel about that, but I know how I feel about the final outcome.
The pick: Chargers
I don't know what to make of either of these teams. One part "any given Sunday" and one part "finding their way minus a star player," this game is one I wouldn't pick if I didn't need to for the sake of the column.
The pick: Ravens
If only the Falcons were what we thought they'd be; this would be one hell of a game.
The pick: 49ers