Still don't know what unjournalist means, I guess if me and Mike Sando were to ever come into contact we'd both instantaneously vanish. This is a "roundtable" in which I'm the only one foolish enough to show my face or use my real name. I guess I still just don't understand how these internets work. Anyway, they asked me to be funny--which is funny, because all my writing used to be funny, but now I'm doing analysis and think maybe I forgot how to be funny. Lots of flip remarks peppered with pop culture references, right? Or is that old. Should I have acted like a dick and referenced Anchor Man? Talked in the third person? Rehash a Lenny Bruce bit? Ape McSweeney's? Anyway, that's my mug sitting beside all the perplexing and moderately offensive comments. I look surprised and vaguely peeved--I took the picture myself.

Enjoy.

Still don't know what unjournalist means, I guess if me and Mike Sando were to ever come into contact we'd both instantaneously vanish. This is a "roundtable" in which I'm the only one foolish enough to show my face or use my real name. I guess I still just don't understand how these internets work. Anyway, they asked me to be funny--which is funny, because all my writing used to be funny, but now I'm doing analysis and think maybe I forgot how to be funny. Lots of flip remarks peppered with pop culture references, right? Or is that old. Should I have acted like a dick and referenced Anchor Man? Talked in the third person? Rehash a Lenny Bruce bit? Ape McSweeney's? Anyway, that's my mug sitting beside all the perplexing and moderately offensive comments. I look surprised and vaguely peeved--I took the picture myself.

Enjoy.

Well, to be exact, they're practicing. Sando reports that the conditioning tests have been completed, and it appears everyone has passed. Kelly Jennings also remains unsigned.

I'm lagging a bit on the defense previews -- it's been really busy here in Oly the last couple of days -- but hopefully we'll have some quality time with the Excel sheets and multiple browser windows on Sunday. Have a good weekend.