Game Day Open Thread -- Exhibition Week 4: Seattle 19, Oakland 14

Blech.

I hate the 4th preseason game.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 8:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Some Quick Thoughts, Larry King Style:

Weaver makes the roster, barely...the Viva Viagra commercial is furtively targeting homosexual men...The starting split-end spot is still open, Hackett or Burleson emerge tonight against a Raider team that's great against #1 receivers, but poor against #2 receivers...Moon and Lundquist will be bored and complaining by the second quarter...Ray Willis emerges as the team's top utility lineman with a decent showing at right tackle...Josh Wilson scores some sort of return touchdown...I love documentaries and "King of Kong" looks very cool...The simple fact that Maruc Tubbs is playing in tonight's preseason game is awesome above and beyond whatever he can contribute...Baraka Atkins gets a sack, maybe two...Will Herring makes the team by dearth of competition...David Greene could easily play his way right off the team...we discovered recently that our kitten is a Maine Coon...Morris exceeds 60 yards rushing...if anything worth breaking down occurs, I'll do it, otherwise I'll just list the preseason's cumulative stats along with, eh, cumulative reflections...the Hawks win an ugly contest, 34-27.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 11:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Maine Coon cats RULE.

They're so giant and floppy!

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Continued:

Don't expect the Raiders squad that got sacked like Rome last year. Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walter were both culpable in Oakland's league worst 72 sacks allowed. Culpepper is slower than a dugong, but Josh McCown is battle tested from his days w/ the Cards...god bless the flying Huard brothers...Watch Lock, he's auditioning for a huge contract this offseason...Sir Francis Drake was always my favorite explorer...Lost in the shuffle: Bentley has looked good, Darby, too.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

No HD for this game. :(

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I can't believe they're playing Creed...

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

So do Slurpees cause you to spontaneously

break dance?

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 7:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Interesting things happening in the M's game...

Joe Borowski sucks...

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Sigh...

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Misdirection KILLS this defense.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow, we really have the scrubs in tonight.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Laces out...

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Yuni ties it up with an RBI groundout!

WHOO!

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Mansfield Wrotto is a fun name to say.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Accurate short pass!

Go Vidro!

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Seneca freaks out way too easily.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Ed Hochuli will crush you.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Cool little move there, Mo Mo.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

yo yo yo

whose around tonight?

Aaron Walker kicks ass.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You're pretty much seeing

the extents of it.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

sooooooooo

you and john?

Aaron Walker kicks ass.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2007 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

And now you.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Stupid play call.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I repeat:

Stupid play call.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Wallace looks damn strong so far.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Taco?

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Proceedural penalties.

Fuck.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

hey, that sucked

Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Aug 30, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Christ.

I know it's the preseason, but this is so painful to watch.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Stephens = Cut

Some people will filter in when the Mariners game is over.

Extra Innings BB >>> Preseason Game 4.

Our return game is shi-tay.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I know this doesn't have to do with the Seahawks

but this should be said far and wide: John McLaren is a fucking idiot. Why isn't JJ pitching right now?

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK???!

Now Rick White is in???!! WIth two on and one out in the bottom of the 9th??!!!??

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think you answered your own question.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

hey mfan

too bad the preseason doesn't count in fantasy.......rams are pitchin a shutout in the 4th.

Aaron Walker kicks ass.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Translate: ...guy has too much time on his hands.

That man is both a fool and a loser.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

which man?

Aaron Walker kicks ass.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2007 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Some dude resplendent in his goofy football getup.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

okay im confused

shrug wrote two blogs at once?

Aaron Walker kicks ass.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

FUCK.

Knee injury for Tubbs.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Well that's a crushing loss for the Mariners.

I sort of expected Tubbs to have a set-back at some point, as long as he can return in the second half of the season I'm not too concerned.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

hey, a Courtney Taylor sighting!!

in other news John McLaren is a retarded POS.

Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Aug 30, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

McLaren makes Hargrove look savvy.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I never thought I'd say this, but...

I'm miss Hargrove.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

Oops...I meant to say "I miss Hargrove"

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I really did LOL at that.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Tubbs: Right Knee Sprain: Blau!!

Good to hear, but he's not out of the woods.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 7:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice catch, Hackett!

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Seriously, Wallace looks reborn.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

wow, Seneca is on fire!

Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Aug 30, 2007 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Burleson making a case to be the starter....

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

If Burleson wins the #2

The added benefit is the Hawks will retain the best slot receiver in football Hackett, and with Engram have a fearsome duo of slot receivers.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 8:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Agreed

I think Nate is the better option at split end anyway

Oh and I just picked him up my fantasy team :)

V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 30, 2007 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rhodes is a big fan of the fumble.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 8:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Don't tease us like this Wallace.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

And Seneca comes back to earth.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Damn, can't stare down your man like that.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

ONE WEEK FROM TONIGHT

god i miss real football.

i miss it so bad i just got done torturing myself with youtube videos of josh brown fucking the rams 2006 season not once but twice. aghhh.

cant wait for the hawks-rams games this year. they shall be fun (and demorilizing to the hawks season on a pair of jeff wilkins field goals!)

Aaron Walker kicks ass.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2007 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Link?

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

to what?

Aaron Walker kicks ass.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2007 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Josh Brown videos.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

fine

in seattle

in st. louis

my favorite

Aaron Walker kicks ass.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2007 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

KoutOuvides!!!!!!

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

was it Niko?

gamecast says Tapp

Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Aug 30, 2007 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Frankly, mostly Mebane for crushing the pocket

Otherwise it was a sea of bodies type thing.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

ok cool, thanks

Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Aug 30, 2007 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mebane

Freaking took the Guard and the FB completely out of that play

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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 30, 2007 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

TAPP!!!

Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Aug 30, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

What knee did Tubbs have surgery on?

I'm in Ca. and have to watch the Raider broadcast. Brutal. The worst thing is they don't even mention Hawk players. On Nates 35 yard catch, all they talked about was how the CB didn't give up on the play.

Stan Gelbaugh por vida...

by Harrison on Aug 30, 2007 8:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Left.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

relieved

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by Harrison on Aug 30, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Tubbs is going to be a part-time contributor in 07

His health will be shaky all year, but in the long run, he's an ace in the Hawks' pocket.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Douchebag + Failure = Brock Huard

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

douchebag + failure= josh brown

where's scruffy tonight? is he game charting again?

Aaron Walker kicks ass.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I was riding a Jet Ski

and no I'm not charting. I can't handle the substitutions so I'm waiting for week 1

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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 30, 2007 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

jet skis are fucking awesome.

Aaron Walker kicks ass.

by stlcardinalsfang on Aug 30, 2007 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Indeed.

I had my first taste of jet skis in Mexico. I've wanted one ever since.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Man, Leonard Weaver doesn't have

much top end speed.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

By the looks of it.

A little less than Locklear.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't know who L. Stephens is

but he's had a few bad penalties called on him.

Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Aug 30, 2007 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

He's a tight end that's about to be a free agent.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

good.

if your last name is Stephens (Stevens) just don't play TE for the Hawks.

Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Aug 30, 2007 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well read by Hunter there.

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by Phildopip on Aug 30, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Good half by the scrubs.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hunter needs to make the cut no more mortgage jobs

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by Harrison on Aug 30, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

D Line

Anybody else concerned about the first teams apparent pre-season inability to stop the run?

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by Harrison on Aug 30, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I thought they looked good last week

and the Vikings have a pretty combo in Taylor/Peterson.

I didn't see the Packer game, so I can't really comment on that one.

Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Aug 30, 2007 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not really.

The starting LBs have been rested, plus the coaches are substituting the defensive tackles pretty fast and loose. We'll look better in the regular season.

by John Morgan on Aug 30, 2007 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs