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Game Day Open Thread -- Week 1: Tampa Bay at Seattle

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September 9, 1pm Pacific
Qwest Field
FOX-TV (13)

Oh my freaking God it's football season!!

Will this be the debut of the Branch-Hackett-Burleson Air Show??

Will Shaun Alexander rebound enough to justify being on the Field Gulls fantasy team??

Will Matt Hasselbeck throw to his left just to satisfy the Bush protestors??

Will Jerramy Stevens get so blitzed on margaritas that he drunkenly lines up as the Seahawks' tight end??

Will Bill O'Reilly start referring to his favorite shower sponge as a "Lofa"??

Will Josh Brown rebuild the Viaduct and find a cure for hangnails??

Will you visit this site and Buc 'Em for ongoing game commentary??

Ai-eeeeeee! It's Kickoff Day! At Qwest Field!! You're here!! You can't stand it!! You need it!! Now!!

IT'S FOOTBALL TIME DCHKLADSSD KFASNDSOACSFQJ3RN8F*@^( fasdf&23EARZDFO;SafDHF92W!!!!

Let the Jones Soda Era begin!!!


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why are you awake?
V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 9, 2007 1:20 AM PDT   0 recs

Classic line shrug
Will Matt Hasselbeck throw to his left just to satisfy the Bush protestors??
V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 9, 2007 1:21 AM PDT   0 recs

Up yours, Ahab!
I'm working graveyard right now and might not even GO TO BED BECAUSE I'M NO JACKED UP FOR SEAHAWKS FOOTBALL!!!

RARRRAARRRAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHAPOIWQERU10923!@#$!@#%*&!)(#$!!!

DAMNIT!

by TIF on Sep 9, 2007 3:02 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

My new background

LETS GO HAWKS!!!

by Robert on Sep 9, 2007 4:27 AM PDT   0 recs

Oh, goodness.
That is seriously the funniest thing ever.
--Shrug

by Shrug on Sep 9, 2007 10:27 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

it is finally here
awesome intro Shrug...as usual!
Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Sep 9, 2007 9:16 AM PDT   0 recs

RAMS RAMS RAMS RAMS!!!
Aaron Walker kicks ass.

by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 9, 2007 9:51 AM PDT   0 recs

Good morning everyone, it's football time.
I was going to post a pic wearing my colors, like Jeff did in this thread, but my camera is out of batteries, so unless you want a photo of me posing with my cats...

SEA!!!!
HAWKS!!!!

by John Morgan on Sep 9, 2007 9:56 AM PDT   0 recs

your cats need to be funnier
when photographed.

Don't you know it's illegal to take picture of cats unless they are in a funny pose?

by Matthew on Sep 9, 2007 10:05 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

nice start for the Rams D :)
Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Sep 9, 2007 10:11 AM PDT   0 recs

I'm not watching, just following on Yahoo
was there a blown call?
Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Sep 9, 2007 10:15 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah
they threw a flag on atogwe for touching steve smith.
Aaron Walker kicks ass.

by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 9, 2007 10:35 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ditto that
in my other two league of course. You plucked them from one pick before I was going to take them
V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 9, 2007 10:36 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Everyone feeling a little better about the Hawks
watching the Pack's D dismantle the Eagles?

by John Morgan on Sep 9, 2007 10:27 AM PDT   0 recs

I had this feeling
about Philadelphia not being all that this year.

Dumb move on that false start, however.

--Shrug

by Shrug on Sep 9, 2007 10:29 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh, I don't know...
I think Philly is good, but that Packer's D is fast, young and talented.

by John Morgan on Sep 9, 2007 10:31 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey Seattlesucks...
End of the 1st: Pittsburgh 17, Cleveland 0, two Big Ben touchdown passes.

We like cured meats a lot if you want to send us a thank-you gift, buddy! (wink emoticon)

--Shrug

by Shrug on Sep 9, 2007 10:47 AM PDT   0 recs

heh
I'll take mine on account. Morgan, you want some meat?
--Shrug

by Shrug on Sep 9, 2007 11:19 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Orlando Pace looks hurt
Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Sep 9, 2007 11:15 AM PDT   0 recs

he may be done.
i think he tore another one of those arm muscles.
Aaron Walker kicks ass.

by stlcardinalsfang on Sep 9, 2007 11:18 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah, that's what it looked liked
Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Sep 9, 2007 11:19 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm off to Qwest Field.
Enjoy the game fellas.
--Shrug

by Shrug on Sep 9, 2007 11:19 AM PDT   0 recs

I'm just going to post my scenarios here.
For those who've read this blog for a while, they know that I like two things: prognosticating, and a five level system. The first is self explanatory, but the five level system might need a little more explanation.  The idea is pretty simple. It's an attempt to account for the uncertainty inherent in any one football game. Therefore, instead of one prediction, I give an idea of what a few scenarios might look like from very bad (--) to very good (++). I don't pretend to know exactly what will happen, but these give some parameters for what a good or bad game might look like.

-- The Hawks offense is stifled. Consistent pressure disrupts Beck's timing, the Bucs short zones limit the Hawks yards after catch and eventually thanks to a healthy dose of bad field position, bad down and distance and poor execution, Gaines Adams breaks through and forces a fumble. Alexander has lost all explosiveness and consistently gets chased down when attempting to cutback. The Hawks D fails to provide consistent pressure and the young secondary is slowly carved up by Jeff Garcia. The game becomes unbearable by the late third quarter as the Bucs feed Cadillac the ball and a demoralized Seahawks' defense whiffs on tackle after tackle. Telling Stat: Cadillac Williams 150 yards. Final Score: 23-10.

- The Hawks pass offense is inconsistent. They get yards but cough up some untimely turnovers. Beck gets pretty good time but has trouble connecting with any receiver other than Deion Branch. Alexander looks slower, but not completely stuck in the mud---league average. The Hawks D contains big gains but allows too many first down conversions, getting insufficient pass rush and watching Garcia find hole after hole in zone. Still, the Hawks stay in contention. Telling stat: Nate Burleson + DJ Hackett < 5 total receptions. Final Score: 23-17 Pick`em.

0 The Hawks are the clearly better team, but never put the game away. The offense is efficient in sputters, but fails to convert in the red zone. Alexander gets 20-25 carries, but barely sniffs 90 yards. Beck doesn't get hit, but doesn't have time either. The defense looks mediocre, occasionally exploding for a big play, but also missing tackles, failing to convert sacks, breaking coverage and generally making life uncomfortable for Seahawks fans. The Hawks stake a double digit lead in the third, but watch it get chipped away at before finally locking down the win in the fourth. Telling Stat: Jeff Garcia 300 yards passing. Final Score: 27-17 Seahawks

+ The Hawks return game makes noise. Seattle quickly establishes the run behind their dominant (in this game) left side. Seattle stakes an early double digit lead. Beck looks efficient, unrushed and poised. The defense gets consistent pressure thanks to a number of creative blitz packages. The early lead forces the Bucs to pass, Garcia nails some completions but eventually gets picked. The Seahawks become impenetrable in the red zone and have at least one really impressive goal line stand. The Hawks dominate an inferior opponent at home but don't look quite like a contender. Telling Stat: Alexander 120 yards, 2 TDs. Final Score: 28-10 Seahawks

++ The Hawks return game dominates. Alexander records a big rushing touchdown in the first quarter. Hasselbeck completes 75%+ of his passes before being pulled in the fourth. The story here, though, is the defense. Seattle gets consistent pressure from its front-four (and front-three); watch for one of the Hawks' linebackers to get a pick. Seattle dominates every phase of the game, recording 170+ total yards rushing, getting 3+ receptions from 4 different receivers, recording 3+ TOs, 4+ Sacks and keeping Williams under 15 carries. Telling stat: Seneca Wallace 5-7 65 yards. Final Score: 35-3.

by John Morgan on Sep 9, 2007 11:46 AM PDT   0 recs

1 hour 11 minutes till kick-off
longest hour ever.
Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Sep 9, 2007 11:54 AM PDT   0 recs

Yeah.
I predicted them at 5-11, but they might undershoot that. I feel for those people who drafted Larry Johnson.

by John Morgan on Sep 9, 2007 12:00 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

so
what are some good bars near downtown to watch hawks games?

by Matthew on Sep 9, 2007 12:03 PM PDT   0 recs

Bars
I must pimp Nickerson's in Queen Anne since they are my neighborhood sports bar.

There's the Fox Sports Grill. They're downtown.

I also like Fado.

--Shrug

by Shrug on Sep 9, 2007 8:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Marshawn Lynch 91yds/TD
Now, the Broncos aren't that good, but man I should have drafted Lynch in more leagues. I knew Derrick Dockery would make a big impact on the Bills rushing attack.

by John Morgan on Sep 9, 2007 12:06 PM PDT   0 recs

I got him on my other 2 teams
Pretty pumped right now
V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 9, 2007 12:07 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ok I'll be in and out of the game thread
I got some friends coming over to watch the game on my brand new samsung 46in LCD 1080p with a 10,000 - 1 contrast ratio
V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 9, 2007 12:08 PM PDT   0 recs

Cool.
Football is too frenetic for it to ever have as lively a game thread as baseball. In baseball you have tons of time to post because it's so plodding, football you start typing and miss a touchdown strike. That's why I'll be pretty quiet once the game starts, too. After all, there ain't nothin' like watching Seahawks football.

by John Morgan on Sep 9, 2007 12:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

exactly
V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 9, 2007 12:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

same here
I'll be in and out, probably with some comments at half-time.
Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Sep 9, 2007 12:20 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Uh-oh, Brett improvised...
time for an announcer Favre-gasm.

by John Morgan on Sep 9, 2007 12:15 PM PDT   0 recs

announcer comment of the day has to be
in the Bills - Broncos game

Cutler fumbles the snap picks up the ball and the announcer says "Cutler gain his composser" right as he says that Cutler throws a INT on a terriable read.

I laughed for 5 min

V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 9, 2007 12:19 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh and Tom Brady is having himself a day
Randy Moss is not making me look stupid
V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 9, 2007 12:20 PM PDT   0 recs

Even the water I drink on Hawks sunday is green
V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 9, 2007 12:51 PM PDT   0 recs

All Vince Young does
is win football games

by Matthew on Sep 9, 2007 12:54 PM PDT   0 recs

i don't care if he is
Texas over USC is the greatest football game I've ever seen.

by Matthew on Sep 9, 2007 12:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I like Boise State
over Oklahoma better

by LantermanC on Sep 9, 2007 1:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Are you wearing a stevens jersey?
V. 1.0, mutherf***er, know what I'm sayin'?

by Scruffy Lefty on Sep 9, 2007 12:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No comment
It was 50% off back in 2004 and I didn't have a single Hawks jeresy. Thankfully its been replaced with a 12th man one.

Although the NFC championship was a good game to be wearing that dumbass's number.

by Robert on Sep 9, 2007 12:59 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I was looking over at the Mariners game...
Is it too early to wonder if Bonderman and Hernandez are doing something that defies DIPS, xFIP and so forth. It would seem both are uncannily hittable.

by John Morgan on Sep 9, 2007 12:58 PM PDT   0 recs

go time folks

by Matthew on Sep 9, 2007 1:16 PM PDT   0 recs

The Hawks D looks good.
One long reception doesn't mean much, Jennings had very good coverage. If the Hawks D can keep this up, Seattle will eventually run away with it.

by John Morgan on Sep 9, 2007 1:30 PM PDT   0 recs

3rd and 1 = no 1st down
DIAF Alexander
Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Sep 9, 2007 1:36 PM PDT   0 recs

Honestly
How much of an advantage does the 12th man really give us. Is it a bunch of media fluff or does it make a noticeable difference.

by Robert on Sep 9, 2007 1:42 PM PDT   0 recs

this blows
Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Sep 9, 2007 1:42 PM PDT   0 recs

6-0
don't give it too shaun.
Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Sep 9, 2007 1:48 PM PDT   0 recs

I'm still not worried.
The Hawks are outplaying the Bucs. Kerney looks good, the pass rush is there when they need it. The Bucs are getting a lot of breaks--that shouldn't continue.

by John Morgan on Sep 9, 2007 1:48 PM PDT   0 recs

Are you really allowed to
push a defensive player into your own quarterback? Can you still get the RTP?

by Coach Owens on Sep 9, 2007 1:50 PM PDT   0 recs

Hill got pushed.
But he didn't get pushed into Garcia, he was down and attempting to tackle. It was a stupid play, but it happens.

by John Morgan on Sep 9, 2007 1:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Alexander = Slow
Morris deserves carries.

by John Morgan on Sep 9, 2007 1:54 PM PDT   0 recs

Ok, if I'm guessing correctly...
this should be a run. And Alexander's first chance to get good yards.

by John Morgan on Sep 9, 2007 1:56 PM PDT   0 recs

Anybody who calls for more trick plays
Should be forced to watch that play over and over again.

by Robert on Sep 9, 2007 1:59 PM PDT   0 recs

flea-flicker??
cool that was fucking retarded.
Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Sep 9, 2007 1:59 PM PDT   0 recs

Is Jerry Jones the new Steinbrenner?
Do we need a new Steinbrenner?

by John Morgan on Sep 9, 2007 2:01 PM PDT   0 recs

PLACK!!
Josh Brown is better than you.

by MFAN on Sep 9, 2007 2:02 PM PDT   0 recs