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2009 Texas A&M Football Preview: State of The Union
Aggie football players are a lot like the Aggie Corps of Cadets. Some of them are the real thing and deserve your respect, but most play dress up for four years pretending to be something they’re not and end up selling insurance in Tomball. Witness the perfect illustration of my point. West Point....
Season opener is on pay-per-view
The kickoff for the season opener against Louisiana-FEMA Trailer has been set for 6pm. And it's on pay-per-view. Allsome. As if I didn't need any more incentive to watch Texas pistol whip a bunch of dudes who weren't good enough to play at Louisiana-Lafayette and who will be working casino security...
Sooner Forward Juan Patillo Dismissed
For violating team rules. Speculation on the interwebs is that the violation is related to academics which in sooner speak means Patillo pimp slapped a professor or shanked an academic counselor. Any loss of depth at forward sucks for Tiny Gallon. The portly freshman will now be forced into...
__ the Basketball
The basketball is a key element in the game of...basketball My current favorite cliche in announcing is ____ the basketball. Please look for this in the NCAA Tournament, particularly in any game announced by Clark "The Big 10 defines all existence" Kellogg or Dick "I'm now a caricature of a...
NCAA Taunting Rules
The NCAA is putting some teeth into its NCAA Taunting Rules Click the link for Phenom's breakdown of the proposed rule changes; it's well worth the read. My thoughts: I support these stiff penalties wholeheartedly. Why? I just went back and re-watched the '91 Miami Hurricane Cotton Bowl. Love...
AM's fall down the Big 12 ladder
A&M's downfall is mystifying. Not in the sense that we don't understand how it happened. It's mystifying because no program with that many resources and advantages should be a bottom dweller. The question is not "why do we suck?," now it's "how do we get back?" The biggest obstacle for them...
On this date in WWE history: Matt Hardy is future endeavored
One year ago today, on Oct. 15, 2010, World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) released Matt Hardy -- and wished him the best in his future endeavors. It was news that shocked no one, including "The Angelic Diablo," who quickly tweeted his reaction: "Thank God! :) I swear.. It was harder for me to get...
How Large of a Sample Size Will It Take for the White Sox to Release Mark Kotsay?
One might have thought 6168 plate appearances would have been enough for a major league baseball team to have realized that a player is not suitable for the purpose they were contemplating for him. However, the team in question is the White Sox, who have a habit of inexplicably clinging to the...
Oregon 74, Washington State 66
Oregon "sweeps" the Cougars, and we're headed for the play-in game. Meanwhile, I think Vince Grippi needs a bonus for still having the ability to write stuff about this team. Cue the sad charts: NCAA Basketball College Basketball Stats Player of the Game: DeAngelo Casto. No one on this team...
With Spring Practice a Week Away, Let's All Take a Deep Breath: A Counterpoint on Rich Rodriguez and the NCAA's Michigan Investigation
After Markus' outstanding hot seat piece on Rich Rodriguez, it seemed like an excellent time to take a look into what this whole "practicegate" debacle really means to Michigan Football fans rather than the program. I don’t agree with Markus on everything in his post. We’re going to be...
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