please god make it stop Stories - Field Gulls
Ben Brust Leaving Iowa Too, Because Hey Why Not
Jesus Horsefucking Christ, make this stop. Make it stop. Make it oh god it's not stopping at all. The latest rumored casualty: Ben Brust, a sorely needed 2-man. Here's what Hawkeye Report, um, reported: Sources indicate Ben Brust is likely leaning toward asking for his release as well. Stay tuned...
BREAKING NEWS: Sioux City Journal Still Sucks
Ross: I grew up in Sioux City. I spent the formative, newspaper-reading years of my young adulthood reading The Sioux City Journal. Even as a pimply fifteen-year old, I could tell that it was a piece of shit paper with slanted coverage and brain-breakingly stupid columns. So in a way it's...
Favre Requests Unconditional Release
The two most annoying things in the NFL, ESPN and Brett Favre, have teamed up to spawn the third most annoying thing in the NFL, the story entirely substantiated by an undisclosed source. Given the juicy details and Fav-RAY petting that concludes the story-- Ooohh! He appeared to be in...
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