Question: Jose Lopez in the two-slot.
Answer: You're serious?
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Question: The Best Name Is?
Answer: Seattle Sounders
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Question: Who's that guy that gets you going?
Answer: Ichiro
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Question: Jose Lopez
Answer: is just teasing us again
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Question: Assuming the Mariners continue to be hypocritical asshats and pretend that Barry Bonds doesn't exist and didn't die for your sins, which player to you think would be the biggest upgrade?
Answer: Frank Fucking Thomas
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Question: What are you looking to the most?
Answer: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (movie)
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Question: Which player on the Mariners is the most worth paying to watch?
Answer: Felix Hernandez
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Question: You've seen the team for a month. You've seen the other teams for a month. Pick the finish.
Answer: 3rd
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Question: Jeff Clement?
Answer: Monte carlo simulations of markov chains in stochastic biochemisty
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Question: Red Sox fans should be kicked in the junk
Answer: yes
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Question: Jose Vidro is the Mariners DH and bats fourth because
Answer: fuck you, that's why
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Question: Which of these is least offensive?
Answer: 5-gallon pail filled with liquid that oozes out of the bottoms of garbage cans.
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Question: Freeze or fry?
Answer: Freeze
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Question: Why you don't like the team is noteworthy. The filthy rich owners that are above the rules? The fan base that spreads like a virus? They have historically owned the Mariners like a redheaded stepchild? Use the comments!
Answer: Boston Redsox
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Question: Which of the "Final Four" WILL BE the new GM?
Answer: LaCava
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Question: The Next Manager of the Mariners will be...?
Answer: Brad Mills
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Question: Give Smoltz one last chance to prove he could play and sign him?
Answer: Yes.
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