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• Ways to pick car locks
• Free methods of getting into a car
• Are Ford ZX2 car locks interchangeable?
• Ways to trick AAA into thinking that you have a membership with them.
  
• Stories of how you locked your keys in your car but were able to figure out how to get them out by the time you had to work at 12:45 the next afternoon.
• Is anyone driving to Issaquah tomorrow? 
• If you were Robert's spare key where would you be?

I am bored and not drunk, but I do have is a pirated copy of MS Paint. What I don't have is anything to draw. Direct me and my C+ grade in 7th grade introduction to Art class education.

Just to clarify I can't draw the following things:

• Anything not in stick figure form.
• Things that look real.
• People doing anything but holding hands and doing NSFW activities with their mouth.
• For free.

WHY DID WE NOT DRAFT STRASBURG???!!!???

How the hell did Bavasi/Fountaine think that Fields could possibly have more potential over Strasburg. I only put up with the losing in hoping that we could come away a difference maker and instead we have Morrow over Lincecum 2.0.

 In case any of you haven’t seen the videos, this is the man that WILL NOT be pitching for us in the future

http://aztecchannel.sdsu.edu/media/features/041809_BB_Feature_23Strikeoutgame.wmv

I knew we were allergic to smart but holy Christ this is a whole new level.

Fuck this team. LETS GO RAYS (who ironically would not pass on Stephen Strasburg)

?WELL IT DOES!  DOES! QGHO'ZS GOING V TO FIFGHT ME ON IR !? NO  BVOD
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??? WJHHY US THOS THIS NOT 75M EOrds. OJ K SER8IOUZ LY THIS IA S PISING ME OFF. DONT MAKE ME GO RHODES IN YOU>>>???  WHY UISNT THIZ ENOUFH\GH ji WWEE NNEED MORE HOOKETRS!! AMIRITE??? I M NOT RIGHGT  CUZ I AM NOT BRETT

It appears that SBN has finally fixed the search feature. Now I am able to count how many times the following phrases were uttered:

"Go M's": 7,303 436 times (Thanks Power Search!)

"Fuck you M's": 352 times

"I love you": 1,496 times

"Die in a Fire": 136 times

"Griffey": 1,282 times

"Bonds": 1,479 times

"John Olerud Sucks": 170 times

"Thats What She Said": 329 times

"Lillibridge": 142 times (God I hate this meme)

"Go gay for": 77 times

"Your mother is a Whore" 4 times

And it looks like they even added a nifty new option called Power Search

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This is pretty much the greatest thread in the history of the internet.

Something Awful Plays Baseball Mogul

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfGZsPLDkY8