
kevin_ess
Jul 21, 2008 Dec 30, 2008 4 5988
Founder of MarinerCentral.com, musician, and all around asshole.
http://www.myspace.com/trepan
website: Mariner Central
email:
a fan of
Seattle Mariners
Seattle Seahawks
Washington St. Cougars
Washington St. Cougars
Kahne
Bruins. I don't know why.
South Carolina Gamecocks
Fuck golf and fuck the NBA.
All of it, bitch.
Are dirty. Give me MMA.
Sounders FC
on drugs
is unimportant.
Recent activity
Commented I hear he's got 15 cats. on OTFPOTD: 12/30/08 - Chase Daniel is a cabbage patch kid edition on Lookout Landing - 12/30/08 12:40 PM PST
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Commented His weight, I presume. on OTFPOTD: 12/30/08 - Chase Daniel is a cabbage patch kid edition on Lookout Landing - 12/30/08 12:40 PM PST
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Commented So much easier to buy a used guitar! on OTFPOTD: 12/30/08 - Chase Daniel is a cabbage patch kid edition on Lookout Landing - 12/30/08 12:38 PM PST
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Commented I figure smoke 'em if you've got 'em. on OTFPOTD: 12/30/08 - Chase Daniel is a cabbage patch kid edition on Lookout Landing - 12/30/08 11:18 AM PST
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Commented I was trying to figure that one out for a while. on OTFPOTD: 12/30/08 - Chase Daniel is a cabbage patch kid edition on Lookout Landing - 12/30/08 10:32 AM PST
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Commented It was mutton special. on OTFPOTD: 12/30/08 - Chase Daniel is a cabbage patch kid edition on Lookout Landing - 12/30/08 10:24 AM PST
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Commented I'm probably the only musician in the world who just never got into Bruce's music. on OTFPOTD: 12/30/08 - Chase Daniel is a cabbage patch kid edition on Lookout Landing - 12/30/08 10:21 AM PST
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Commented Whoopsie daisy. Didn't I mean discs? on OTFPOTD: 12/30/08 - Chase Daniel is a cabbage patch kid edition on Lookout Landing - 12/30/08 10:17 AM PST
Commented Romo will surely fall to bulging dicks. on OTFPOTD: 12/30/08 - Chase Daniel is a cabbage patch kid edition on Lookout Landing - 12/30/08 10:16 AM PST
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Commented Not nearly as baaaaaaad. on OTFPOTD: 12/30/08 - Chase Daniel is a cabbage patch kid edition on Lookout Landing - 12/30/08 10:08 AM PST
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Commented . on OTFPOTD: 12/30/08 - Chase Daniel is a cabbage patch kid edition on Lookout Landing - 12/30/08 10:05 AM PST
Commented I've got one on the way from Christmas! on The OT, 12/29 on Lookout Landing - 12/30/08 8:48 AM PST
Commented That was a fantastic bowl game. on OTFPOTD: 12/30/08 - Chase Daniel is a cabbage patch kid edition on Lookout Landing - 12/30/08 8:43 AM PST
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Commented Lemme think about it. on The OT, 12/29 on Lookout Landing - 12/29/08 2:27 PM PST
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Commented How much? on The OT, 12/29 on Lookout Landing - 12/29/08 2:16 PM PST
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Commented If I hit ANYTHING, I'm going to get out of my car and look. on The OT, 12/29 on Lookout Landing - 12/29/08 1:45 PM PST
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Commented Holy crap... on The OT, 12/29 on Lookout Landing - 12/29/08 1:32 PM PST
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Commented Cryin' on The OT, 12/29 on Lookout Landing - 12/29/08 1:18 PM PST
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Commented As do many Dallas residents. on The OT, 12/29 on Lookout Landing - 12/29/08 1:09 PM PST
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Commented They say it was a rib injury. on The OT, 12/29 on Lookout Landing - 12/29/08 1:06 PM PST
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Commented I don't wish injury on anyone, on The OT, 12/29 on Lookout Landing - 12/29/08 1:06 PM PST
Commented Another good .gif... on The OT, 12/29 on Lookout Landing - 12/29/08 1:01 PM PST
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Commented Kind of reminds me of the movie The Descent. on The OT, 12/29 on Lookout Landing - 12/29/08 12:28 PM PST
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Commented Blade Too - Electric Bloodaloo on The OT, 12/29 on Lookout Landing - 12/29/08 12:10 PM PST
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Commented I think it looks good. on The OT, 12/29 on Lookout Landing - 12/29/08 11:57 AM PST
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Commented Where's the fun in that? on The OT, 12/29 on Lookout Landing - 12/29/08 11:27 AM PST
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Commented Considering he's Hall of Fame worthy, and one of the most beloved Seattle sports figures, yes. Absolutely. on The OT, 12/29 on Lookout Landing - 12/29/08 11:26 AM PST
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Commented I could use one of those now! on OTFPOTD: 12/26/08 - The Doubleheader edition on Lookout Landing - 12/26/08 9:18 AM PST
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Commented I'm at work, but didn't pass on the third bottle like you did. I regret that. on OTFPOTD: 12/26/08 - The Doubleheader edition on Lookout Landing - 12/26/08 9:09 AM PST
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Commented EVIL on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 10:17 PM PST
Commented Nada. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 8:58 PM PST
Commented Nothing there. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 8:57 PM PST
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Commented Nope. Just apparently most of what I say. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 8:56 PM PST
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Commented Dodging potential roadkill. Or not. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 8:55 PM PST
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Commented Beat them up and take any earlier tickets you see. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 8:52 PM PST
Commented Just LLLJ. Believe me. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 8:50 PM PST
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Commented Carolers? on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 8:47 PM PST
Commented Those aren't real girl parts, but you're still cute. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 8:21 PM PST
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Commented M to. Il ike th wy u thnk. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 8:09 PM PST
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Commented This is a very good point. And dogs usually aren't so fiesty. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 8:08 PM PST
Commented When the dog logs in as "JI?" on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 7:51 PM PST
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Commented It is not retro. It is "post modern" shite. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 7:46 PM PST
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Commented Sound advice. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 7:29 PM PST
Commented Whuh? on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 5:30 PM PST
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Commented Winewinewinewinesleepdeprivationwinewinewinewine. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 4:29 PM PST
Commented I hate getting teary to fucking commercials. At least give me a touching episode of Oprah. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 4:28 PM PST
Commented This goes without saying, really. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 4:27 PM PST
Commented Don't accuse me of nepotism. He's my arch enemy, not my brother. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 4:26 PM PST
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Commented John was home schooled. How do you think he became so evil? on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 4:16 PM PST
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Commented Correct. Like an evil genius. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 4:12 PM PST
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Commented I had been under the impression that John originated it. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 3:58 PM PST
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Commented Ewww! Call me. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 3:14 PM PST
Commented Circle jerk. Johnbai, why aren't you returning my calls? You asked me to join in, remember? on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 3:12 PM PST
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Commented Oh well. Graham's right. I'll be moving on now. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 3:01 PM PST
Commented Good point. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 2:53 PM PST
Commented If drinking wine in a hospital room is wrong, I don't want to be right. on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 2:50 PM PST
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Commented Hi from the hospital! on OTFPOTD 12/22/08 - Dashing Through The Snow edition on Lookout Landing - 12/22/08 12:22 PM PST
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Commented Yes, this is a good idea. And fuck the security lines. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 10:10 PM PST
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Commented I just read what I just wrote. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 10:08 PM PST
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Commented No, I love you because you like it in the ass. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 10:07 PM PST
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Commented Seriously, call me about next week. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 10:04 PM PST
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Commented SERIOUSLY. Safe travels, dude. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 10:03 PM PST
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Commented You owe me HUGE. You been done parkin' on my dick for like, years, yo. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 10:01 PM PST
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Commented Oh. I should mention here that Robert (as much as I love him), could suck the chrome off of a ball hitch. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 9:59 PM PST
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Commented See you tomorrow! Candycane in my pocket, I swear! on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 9:58 PM PST
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Commented I love you. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 9:57 PM PST
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Commented True. You're handsome, butuse smell like used gymsocks that hit me in the head full of quarters. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 9:55 PM PST
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Commented No. You think I'm a drunk?? on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 9:53 PM PST
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Commented Shave your balls. It makes it look bigger. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 9:52 PM PST
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Commented By "awesome," I mean actually female. Look into this, Taylor. It's easy to be duped. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 9:52 PM PST
Commented Going to bed. See y'all fuckers tomorrow. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 9:50 PM PST
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Commented Nod. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 9:49 PM PST
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Commented Death metal will rule this world some day, silly. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 9:48 PM PST
Commented Fuck you all. Fuck this, "I'm upset because my name is Kevin and I want to blog about it" Shit. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 9:47 PM PST
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Commented I like yellow. I'm going to be gone until mid January. Then? Look out world. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 9:41 PM PST
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Commented And I want no part of any eggs dropping from your soup, you dirty bitch. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 9:39 PM PST
Commented But you're twice the retard. Doesn't that count for something? on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 9:37 PM PST
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Commented Wanna cuddle, ugly? on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 9:36 PM PST
Commented Because Robert likes to fuck camels in the mouth and say, "smoke this, you bitch." on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 9:35 PM PST
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Commented Minutes later, I can only imagine I'm going to get in trouble for this. on OTDOD 12-19 "I don't have anything to say, but I demand the right to say it" Edition on Lookout Landing - 12/19/08 9:35 PM PST
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