Question: Jose Lopez in the two-slot.
Answer: You're serious?
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Question: The Best Name Is?
Answer: Seattle Sounders
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Question: WIthin three years, Doyle will be a....
Answer: Medical School Cadaver
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Question: Who's that guy that gets you going?
Answer: Ichiro
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Question: Ben Broussard is
Answer: Fucking the man
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Question: Jose Lopez
Answer: has won me back over
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Question: Rowland-Smith?
Answer: is fucking the man
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Question: Assuming the Mariners continue to be hypocritical asshats and pretend that Barry Bonds doesn't exist and didn't die for your sins, which player to you think would be the biggest upgrade?
Answer: Jeremy Fucking Reed
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Question: Which underachiever should lose his job first?
Answer: Brad Wilkerson
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Question: Which player on the Mariners is the most worth paying to watch?
Answer: Felix Hernandez
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Question: You've seen the team for a month. You've seen the other teams for a month. Pick the finish.
Answer: 3rd
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Question: Jeff Clement?
Answer: Haha fuck exams
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Question: Red Sox fans should be kicked in the junk
Answer: yes
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Question: Summer and beer go together like:
Answer: Washburn and underage girls
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Question: In 2009, the Mariners will...
Answer: Finish somewhere in the middle of the pack.
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Question: 2008 Seattle Mariners in a nutshell:
Answer: N (Lawn dart)
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Question: What should new Mariners GM Jack Zduriencik actually do first?
Answer: Keep Ichiro
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Question: Name him.
Answer: Zoidberg
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Question: I can play football on...
Answer: Friday or Saturday
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Question: Do I change my name or do I keep it for nostalgia's sake?
Answer: Keep cool history of NOLAmarinergirl
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