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Unnamed Source Claims Qwest Field Noisemakers on Steroids -- NFL Fans Say, "Could You Repeat That?"

An unnamed source claims that additional noise is being artificially piped into Qwest Field during game days, which is against NFL policy on how much noise a home stadium is allowed to make. Coach Mike Holmgren denies the allegation. The National Football League will be monitoring Sunday's game against the Giants to determine if noise is being smuggled into the stadium.

Good grief -- shouldn't the NFL be policing spontaneous outbursts of joy from players who score touchdowns? Our children are unprotected!

More on this as more jokes come to me.