I've no idea what to make of this: Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens apparently tried to kill himself Tuesday night by overdosing on pain medication. Here's the report from Blogging the Boys, SB Nation's Cowboys blog.
I give up.
Update [2006-9-27 15:37:58 by Shrug]: In a bizarre press conference happening right now, Owens is denying he attempted suicide.
More on this if I feel like it.