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Seattle Seahawks Fucking Embarrass Themselves: Seahawks 7 - Bucs 24

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Every so often, a time comes for rapid, comprehensive and radical action. The Seattle Seahawks are in crisis. The dam has bust, the fire station ablaze and the leadership is a bunch of dirtbags. We're about to burn to death or drown trying.

Jim Lawrence Mora officially tips the scales against Tim Ruskell. He is among the most incompetent leaders I have ever studied. He is considered like Caligula, fair like Stalin, confident like Marat and smart like a donut. This week, in order, he swapped his right guard and center after shaming and questioning the toughness of said center: Chris Spencer; He revealed that other teams perceive the Seahawks as soft and tacitly expressed his agreement; Voiced his thinking that for Seattle to be better, it needs more "dirtbags"; Led those dirtbags, through alternating three-man rushes and six-man blitzes, to its nadir as a modern franchise.

I am sick of fans having a better plan for this franchise than Tod Leiweke. Seahawks fans deserve better than this.

1. Respectfully fire Jim Mora.

2. Promote Dan Quinn.

3. If you cannot match the Mariners find; at least match the Mariners method: Find a General Manager that is as modern, considered, hard working, open and analytical as Jack Zduriencik.

Now.