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Al Davis Fires Roster

Assuming my response to their question was not mistaken as insult and assuming I did not make any embarrassing gaffes in my semi-sober state, you should be able to click on this link and read my exclusive report about Al Davis firing his entire roster and staff. It's exclusive.

"I’ve worked with liars like Lane Kiffin and I’ve worked with failures like Mike Shanahan, but I’ve never worked with a bunch of sucks like these Raiders. I say I can hire garbage men and dock workers and lose and not pay millions to do so. And it’s my right by the CBA to do so. If my Art Powell is stuffing lettuce in-a taco shell somewhere, I am here sayin’ ‘you can play pro football—you can beat [former Raiders corner] Stanford Routt."