1. "No one is leaving here 'til I find out who stole my glove."
3. "They call 'em fingers, but I've never seen 'em fing..." A moment of silence ensues.
4. Mess with the ball, you're gonna get the Hurst.
5."...I believe I can soar up!..."
6.Tommy Guns? I call him "Black Swan".
8. "Anthony! Calm down and tell us what happened...where did Jeff Reed touch you!?"
9. "We're so sorry."
10. Roberto is about 1.3 seconds from inviting Thomas into his blacked-out van, down by the river.
11. Rock Eater's thigh is bigger than John Carlson. Not a joke...just factually correct.
12. No caption. I just really like Allen. #TigerBlood.
13. Whitehurst is literally trying to push Coutu out the door. Konz is accepting bets in the underground gambling pit Pete has started.